Archeologists discover vaccine for the most deadly disease known to mankind. 100% Effective.

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A team of researchers returned from a remote jungle in Guyana and claim to have unearthed evidence of what is the most horrific disease known to mankind and a drug that totally inoculated the entire population of a historic village and prevented the spread of the disease elsewhere for a short period. According to historical texts the leader of the village was severely afflicted with the disease before discovering the cure could be found in natural plant extracts and was 100% effective in curing the disease. The researchers also determined that the disease was less likely to afflict mature alpha males. Some of the major symptoms are frequent bed wetting beyond the toddler years, a severe learning disability akin to autism but one that also manifests an extreme ego in the victim. Other effects such as gender confusion, dependence on others for sustainment, validation and antisocial behavior can manifest themselves in a variety of ways including maternal rejection disorder where mothers eat their babies or otherwise abandon them. This behavior is prevalent in large populations of mammals, especially rats.
 
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