AP Denounces Dogs on Behalf of the Climate

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Aug 18 2025

AP Denounces Dogs on Behalf of the Climate

Dogs may be man’s best friend, but that doesn’t mean moonbats return the loyalty or the affection. The Associated Press discourages dog ownership on the grounds that canines offend the weather:

Dogs are big meat eaters, and meat is a significant contributor to climate change. That is because many of the farm animals, which will become food, release methane, a greenhouse gas that contributes to climate change. Beef is especially impactful, in part because around the world cattle are often raised on land that was illegally deforested. Since trees absorb carbon dioxide, the most abundant greenhouse gas, cutting them to then raise cattle is a double whammy.
Not having a dog is listed as one of the three top ways you can please the weather gods, along with generating electricity by inefficient means and avoiding air travel.

Jiaying Zhao teaches psychology and sustainability at the University of British Columbia and therefore qualifies as an expert. Instead of dogs, she wants us to bond with rabbits:

ā€œI can adopt 100 bunnies that will not be close to the emissions of a dog, because my dog is a carnivore,ā€ she said.
When they have achieved sufficient political leverage, moonbats will impose this insane religion by force. The perceptible effect on the allegedly problematic climate will be nil.

On a tip from Steve T. Hat tip: Pirate’s Cove.

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I've known it all along anyone who doesn't like dogs is a freaking communist .. okay religious zealots of the climate cult kill your dogs for the greater good
 
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Aug 18 2025

AP Denounces Dogs on Behalf of the Climate

Dogs may be man’s best friend, but that doesn’t mean moonbats return the loyalty or the affection. The Associated Press discourages dog ownership on the grounds that canines offend the weather:


Not having a dog is listed as one of the three top ways you can please the weather gods, along with generating electricity by inefficient means and avoiding air travel.

Jiaying Zhao teaches psychology and sustainability at the University of British Columbia and therefore qualifies as an expert. Instead of dogs, she wants us to bond with rabbits:


When they have achieved sufficient political leverage, moonbats will impose this insane religion by force. The perceptible effect on the allegedly problematic climate will be nil.

On a tip from Steve T. Hat tip: Pirate’s Cove.

All links highlighted

I've known it all along anyone who doesn't like dogs is a freaking communist .. okay religious zealots of the climate cult kill your dogs for the greater good
Turn the migrants into dog food.
 
Aug 18 2025

AP Denounces Dogs on Behalf of the Climate

Dogs may be man’s best friend, but that doesn’t mean moonbats return the loyalty or the affection. The Associated Press discourages dog ownership on the grounds that canines offend the weather:


Not having a dog is listed as one of the three top ways you can please the weather gods, along with generating electricity by inefficient means and avoiding air travel.

Jiaying Zhao teaches psychology and sustainability at the University of British Columbia and therefore qualifies as an expert. Instead of dogs, she wants us to bond with rabbits:


When they have achieved sufficient political leverage, moonbats will impose this insane religion by force. The perceptible effect on the allegedly problematic climate will be nil.

On a tip from Steve T. Hat tip: Pirate’s Cove.

All links highlighted

I've known it all along anyone who doesn't like dogs is a freaking communist .. okay religious zealots of the climate cult kill your dogs for the greater good
Beef is the healthiest food you can eat, so naturally the Satanic cult of Climate Nazis want to ban it.
 
Aug 18 2025

AP Denounces Dogs on Behalf of the Climate

Dogs may be man’s best friend, but that doesn’t mean moonbats return the loyalty or the affection. The Associated Press discourages dog ownership on the grounds that canines offend the weather:


Not having a dog is listed as one of the three top ways you can please the weather gods, along with generating electricity by inefficient means and avoiding air travel.

Jiaying Zhao teaches psychology and sustainability at the University of British Columbia and therefore qualifies as an expert. Instead of dogs, she wants us to bond with rabbits:


When they have achieved sufficient political leverage, moonbats will impose this insane religion by force. The perceptible effect on the allegedly problematic climate will be nil.

On a tip from Steve T. Hat tip: Pirate’s Cove.

All links highlighted

I've known it all along anyone who doesn't like dogs is a freaking communist .. okay religious zealots of the climate cult kill your dogs for the greater good
The actual reason the AP is telling people to not own dogs is because of the significant growth of Islam in the United States. Muslim's founder hated dogs, so they have to hate dogs.
No doubt the dog Muhammad encountered sensed the evil in him.
 
Aug 18 2025

AP Denounces Dogs on Behalf of the Climate

Dogs may be man’s best friend, but that doesn’t mean moonbats return the loyalty or the affection. The Associated Press discourages dog ownership on the grounds that canines offend the weather:


Not having a dog is listed as one of the three top ways you can please the weather gods, along with generating electricity by inefficient means and avoiding air travel.

Jiaying Zhao teaches psychology and sustainability at the University of British Columbia and therefore qualifies as an expert. Instead of dogs, she wants us to bond with rabbits:


When they have achieved sufficient political leverage, moonbats will impose this insane religion by force. The perceptible effect on the allegedly problematic climate will be nil.

On a tip from Steve T. Hat tip: Pirate’s Cove.

All links highlighted

I've known it all along anyone who doesn't like dogs is a freaking communist .. okay religious zealots of the climate cult kill your dogs for the greater good
Cowardice Is the Crime That Enables All Other Crimes

Eating meat creates courage. That's what this is all about; there's no point in arguing about its "effect on the climate" or about any other claim the Elitists make about what the real issues are.

The entitled 1% knows it is outnumbered; emasculation is its only defense. Don't let HeirHeads get into your head.
 
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