AOC Loses Debate Against Cardboard Cutout Of Charlie Kirk

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AOC Loses Debate Against Cardboard Cutout Of Charlie Kirk​

Politics·Sep 21, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has come out on the decidedly losing end of a debate against a cardboard cutout of Charlie Kirk.

Despite her best efforts, AOC simply could not outclass the piece of cardboard set up to oppose her.

"Alright, you got me this time, Cardboard Charlie," said AOC. "I tried to defeat fascism and bigotry, but today, it was too strong. Even for me."

Then, staring down the cardboard cutout, AOC cried, "You haven't heard the last of me, you hate-spewing paper product! I'll get you next time, Cardboard Charlie!"

According to eyewitnesses, the debate started off with AOC declaring that Kirk opposed the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which gave Black people the right to vote. As Cardboard Charlie stood unblinking, a Black member of the audience gently informed AOC that he had voted in 1960, and that she might be thinking of something called the 15th amendment passed in 1870.

"Well, well. I guess that's one point for you, Charlie," growled AOC.

The rest of the debate proceeded in similar fashion. Sources on the ground declined to provide any additional specifics after AOC threatened to eat them.

At publishing time, AOC had called on the country to unite, but to please wait until after she was done attacking a man who was just assassinated.

 

[Votto]

Just watching AOC get interviewed kills brains cells to the average viewer.

 

[Woodznutz]

Black makes her look fat.

 

[Blaster]

AOC is an evil person.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

AOC Loses Debate Against Cardboard Cutout Of Charlie Kirk​

Politics·Sep 21, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has come out on the decidedly losing end of a debate against a cardboard cutout of Charlie Kirk.

Despite her best efforts, AOC simply could not outclass the piece of cardboard set up to oppose her.

"Alright, you got me this time, Cardboard Charlie," said AOC. "I tried to defeat fascism and bigotry, but today, it was too strong. Even for me."

Then, staring down the cardboard cutout, AOC cried, "You haven't heard the last of me, you hate-spewing paper product! I'll get you next time, Cardboard Charlie!"

According to eyewitnesses, the debate started off with AOC declaring that Kirk opposed the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which gave Black people the right to vote. As Cardboard Charlie stood unblinking, a Black member of the audience gently informed AOC that he had voted in 1960, and that she might be thinking of something called the 15th amendment passed in 1870.

"Well, well. I guess that's one point for you, Charlie," growled AOC.

The rest of the debate proceeded in similar fashion. Sources on the ground declined to provide any additional specifics after AOC threatened to eat them.

At publishing time, AOC had called on the country to unite, but to please wait until after she was done attacking a man who was just assassinated.

Still not funny to anyone but the alt-right. Damn, righties have become giant snowflakes.
Lame.

 

[ThunderKiss1965]

Still not funny to anyone but the alt-right. Damn, righties have become giant snowflakes.
Lame.

Have you actually listen to the idiot ?

One of her gems and supposedly she has a degree in economics.

“I think the numbers that you just talked about is part of the problem, right?” “Because we look at these figures and we say, ‘Oh, unemployment is low, everything is fine, right?’ Well, unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs.” Ocasio-Cortez

 

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Black makes her look fat.

No, fat makes her look fat, just like stupid makes her look stupid.