It was a big Caddy and the guy who owned it deserved it. He was, among lots of other distasteful things, a pretentious phony asshole of eminent degree who strutted and otherwise acted like a jackass lording over his realm as a lowlevel manager of us peons but only when no higher-ups were around. When they were, the Jekyll and Hyde idiot did his one-eighty and seemed to assume we wouldn’t notice the complete personality change, I guess. Trust me, a colossal asshole of a guy.
One day, CA starts bragging about his new “used” car, the aforementioned Caddy. Don’t recall the year or model but suspect it was a Fleetwood or whatever their big boy of the day was, just that it was several years old but with very low mileage, which the CA claimed was why it cost so much but never divulged what he’d paid when asked. Anyway, the beast was loaded with everything imaginable including a new state-of-the-art engine doohickey called something to do with 8-6-4, meaning cylinders, and that the car’s primitive - the operative word - computer would automatically shut down anywhere from two to four cylinders while the car cruised along and then refire any or all when the computer sensed the need. In theory anyway.
Next couple of days all we heard about was CAs great NEW car! GMs top of the line make with the most advanced model they’ve ever produced, etc. etc. Talked about it like guys talk about getting laid, ladies too these days. Chicks were even paying him attention when they saw him in it, was but one of many nauseatingly boastful claims of crap about his proud Caddy. All until he was late for work one morning. Car problem. Something to do with the vaunted 8-6-4 feature that started acting up the day before, seemed okay, but now that big heavy boat was reduced to only 4 cylinders, which caused additional mayhem with the tranny (original usage) or something, so it was in the shop being fixed. And fixed and fixed and fixed over the next several weeks of subsequent visits, and additional bills.
Well finally it dawned on CA one day it was time to bite the old bullet and get a car that worked. Dunno how many thousands he got suckered into paying for such a rare, low mileage car or how many more he’d sunk into it, but it was a lot and it couldn’t have happened to a finer guy.