Announcing the new fall men's cologne

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The new cologne has been developed specifically for White 'privileged' young LIB snowflake men.
It's called 'LABIA'.
The cologne is the closest the snowflake 'man-boys' will ever get to smelling the feel thing.
 
There's more than one new cologne for LIB man-boys:
There's 'Let's Just Be Friends'
There's 'Mother's Milk'.
There's 'I'll Try Anything Once'.
There's 'I Dress Up As A Female Every Halloween'.
 
Two more man-boy LIB colognes:
'Transition'
And: 'She's not heavy......she's my brother'.
Both available in every bathhouse in Chicago.
 
I've been using gasoline and whisky since I was 16 ... it's always worked just fine.
 
Update!
Suggestions for Nicolle Wallace AKA 'America's Former Wife From Hell' new fall selection of LIB Man-Boys colognes:
'Allusion'
'Collusion'
'Obsession'
'Recession'
'Hunter'
'Pool-boy' (Bonobo's favorite)
'Nancy-Boy'
And my personal favorite: 'Donlemon'
The manufacturer has reduced the 'Matt Lauer' scent 30% off for some strange reason.
 
Christmas cologne offering:
It's called 'Chelsea'
Subtle high notes of Web Hubble's ball sack sent combined with a bass note of Hillary's underarm odour.
 
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