An objective, accurate description of Ted Cruz

[Billy000]

I think secretly many republicans are embarrassed to have this douche lord in the senate. Just ask senate republicans.

 

[two_iron]

Can you show us on the doll where Ted Cruz fucked you?

Just trying to help.

 

[Oddball]

I think secretly many republicans are embarrassed to have this douche lord in the senate. Just ask senate republicans.

 

[Billy000]

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I mean, even if I was, Ted Cruz would still be a piece of human garbage. You can’t escape that.

 

[Billy000]

Can you show us on the doll where Ted Cruz fucked you?

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Just trying to help.

Well he probably does **** dolls you’re right. Strictly missionary though. God wouldn’t be pleased otherwise.

 

[two_iron]

That accent made my day. Dallas West End ****** meets Pajama Boy.

Nice find.

 

[Billy000]

That accent made my day. Dallas West End ****** meets Pajama Boy.

Nice find.

Lol republicans making fun of a southern accent. That’s pretty new. I guess it’s convenient when it comes to liberals.