American Horror Story in Real Life: Creepy Clowns Stalk California Town

[Sunni Man]

If you have coulrophobia, or even an aversion to clowns, you may not want to read this. Because there are a lot of clowns here and they're all doing something strange in the town of Wasco, California: They're wandering around late at night, clown-style.

Dressing up to wander the streets in clown makeup at night is, of course, not a crime in itself. But the people who are doing the dressing up must know that there are going to be some frightened townspeople, especially now that there's a creepy clown who literally stabs people to death with scissors in BROAD DAYLIGHT WHEN ANYONE CAN SEE OH MY GOD on television.

If I were living in Wasco, I would move out immediately. Nothing good comes from clowns. Nothing good will ever come from clowns. And I stand firm on this. Stop taking pictures of the clowns, citizens of Wasco! They're just lulling you into a false sense of comfort.

American Horror Story in Real Life Creepy Clowns Stalk California Town

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[Moonglow]

I never understood the fear people have of clowns...

 

[asaratis]

People dress like clowns so the cannibals will not eat them....because they taste funny.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

People dress like clowns so the cannibals will not eat them....because they taste funny.

How do you know they taste funny?

Hmmmmmmmm ??

 

[mamooth]

Can't sleep, clown'll eat me.

 

[tinydancer]

I was never fond of clowns but Pennywise pushed me over the edge.

Damn you Stephen King!

 

[Mr. H.]

 

[mamooth]

One clown arrested.

Police arrest one of 20 clowns terrorizing county in California The Rundown PBS NewsHour

I didn't know "annoying a minor" was a crime. A lot of us could be in trouble.