Amber Heard Lands Endorsement Deal With Charmin Toilet Paper

[Weatherman2020]

Now she can start paying off that court settlement.

Amber Heard Lands Endorsement Deal With Charmin Toilet Paper

LOS ANGELES—Amber Heard has landed a major endorsement deal with Proctor & Gamble to promote Charmin brand toilet paper products. The Hollywood actress, best known for pooping in Johnny Depp's bed, succeeds Mr. Whipple and the Charmin Bears as the brand's newest mascot.

babylonbee.com

 

[1srelluc]

I don't know, Mr. Whipple made bank pushing toilet paper.

 

[Calypso Jones]

Now you watch...she WILL get some kind of deal from some company. BB has been rather prophetic for the past couple years. Toilet paper, stain remover, bedding, doggie doo products...chewy maybe.

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

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Now she can start paying off that court settlement.

Amber Heard Lands Endorsement Deal With Charmin Toilet Paper

LOS ANGELES—Amber Heard has landed a major endorsement deal with Proctor & Gamble to promote Charmin brand toilet paper products. The Hollywood actress, best known for pooping in Johnny Depp's bed, succeeds Mr. Whipple and the Charmin Bears as the brand's newest mascot.

babylonbee.com

Poor choice.
She needs a deal for adult diapers.
Never know when she's gonna let go.

 

[toobfreak]

She needs a deal for adult diapers.

Seriously. I heard demand for adult diapers has literally doubled the past year and Depends stock is way up since Joe took office. Big money there now. Biden is even considering endorsing the product as a spokesman once he gets done screwing up the nation.

 

[Roudy]

Maybe she can be a paid consultant for the Jan. 6 committee. She would fit right in with the other phonies and pretenders.