Alright Ladies, Has This Ever Been An Issue For You?

[ChristisKing]

I'm talking about real women btw, not women with male genitalia. (Not sure if I can say the actual word in the OP.) For me back in my Girl Scout days when I had to pee in the woods and it was really an emergency, I would just not worry about wiping for that time. My issue came when I needed to poop. Obviously I would hold that in though until there was an outhouse available. I guess men don't care either though since it doesn't seem to mention them.

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[Anomalism]

Most men have very few standards when it comes to taking a piss.

 

[Ralph Norton]

I'm talking about real women btw, not women with male genitalia. (Not sure if I can say the actual word in the OP.) For me back in my Girl Scout days when I had to pee in the woods and it was really an emergency, I would just not worry about wiping for that time. My issue came when I needed to poop. Obviously I would hold that in though until there was an outhouse available. I guess men don't care either though since it doesn't seem to mention them.

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Hang the ultra-absorbent, reusable and antimicrobial pee cloth on your backpack to make going to the bathroom outdoors easy, clean and void of wasteful paper products.

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There is biodegradable toilet paper made precisely for camping/ hiking.

 

[bodecea]

There's a male thing I've heard more and more lately about males refusing to wipe at all because they think it makes them go gay.

 

[rightwinger]

Most men have very few standards when it comes to taking a piss.

To most men, it is an art form

 

[ABikerSailor]

Most men have very few standards when it comes to taking a piss.

For men, all you really need is a place where your junk can't be seen when you whip it out to relieve yourself. And, in some cases, whether or not you can be seen doesn't matter that much.

One of the reasons I've been happy about being a male, I can take a whiz just about anywhere I'm at when I need to go.

 

[strollingbones]

a dick is only handy when ya need to pee in the woods

 

[ABikerSailor]

There's a male thing I've heard more and more lately about males refusing to wipe at all because they think it makes them go gay.

Someone who refuses to wipe? Not only will they be walking around with a faint, rather distinct odor, but they will constantly be scratching at their ass. Not wiping (or failing to completely wipe yourself clean) will result in swamp ass which can prove to be quite uncomfortable.

 

[Ralph Norton]

There's a male thing I've heard more and more lately about males refusing to wipe at all because they think it makes them go gay.

Your posts are becoming more and more irrational - you should see a mental health professional.
Soon.

 

[ABikerSailor]

a dick is only handy when ya need to pee in the woods

I don't know about that..................you can also write your name if your bladder is sufficiently full. And no, you don't have to only pee in the woods. Anywhere that will keep prying eyes from peeping at your privates is sufficient for urination needs.

 

[BULLDOG]

You're not a real man until you wipe your ass with a handful of pine straw, or perhaps even a pine cone.

 

[rightwinger]

a dick is only handy when ya need to pee in the woods

Peeing off a bridge is pretty cool
Also peeing in the snow

 

[Mr Natural]

Morning wood is a challenge so you learn to stand back from the bowl and sort of arch it in while slowly moving closer as things subside.

 

[lg325]

You're not a real man until you wipe your ass with a handful of pine straw, or perhaps even a pine cone.

Or Spainish Moss

 

[BULLDOG]

Peeing off a bridge is pretty cool
Also peeing in the snow

Cold weather can present special challenges. Multiple layers of clothing, combined with temperature related shrinkage issues must be dealt with before you can even consider your artistic decisions.

 

[BULLDOG]

Or Spainish Moss

Spanish moss is not as soft as you might think, and then you have issues with porosity. A small pointed stick for your fingernails sometimes helps.

 

[BULLDOG]

a dick is only handy when ya need to pee in the woods

You should know more about the subject before you comment. Any 13 year old boy dancing naked in front of a mirror could point out how wrong you are.

 

[Lord Long Rod]

Your socks will always work for TP in a pinch.

 

[1srelluc]

LOL.....Back in my early hunting days if you wanted to trek into the mountain you walked. Nobody had 4X4s other than the occasional .mil surplus Jeep and that would only take you so far.

I remember one steep-ass foot trail we used where I bet over the years I saw a half dozen pr of underpants with the leg holes cut through where someone had a "accident" and had to cut their underwear off.

Must have been the greasy deer camp food......It's one of the reasons I never ate nothing but toast before I left deer camp in the mornings.

 

[1srelluc]

BTW.....Something I always did was put three folded paper towel segments in both back pockets of my hunting bibs. They were there in case of a "bathroom emergency" and also doubled to clean the blood off your hands/knife if you killed/gutted a deer.

When they became available I also carried two pair of nitrile gloves in a baggie for gutting purposes.