Conservatism as a Mental Illness
Republican pols have recently exhibited 10 telltale signs of mental illness.
Published on June 12, 2012 by
Barry X. Kuhle, Ph.D. in
Evolutionary Entertainment
In
Creationism as a Mental Illness, Robert Rowland Smith argues that creationists exhibit several signs of mental illness including denial, psychosis, and inability to grasp irony.
The specter of mental illness does indeed loom large over creationists, but they are not alone. Signs of psychopathology can also be seen among their political bedfellows, conservative politicians, especially when you consider a wide range of illness indicators. In his award-winning 2005 book, Dr. James Whitney Hicks discusses
50 signs of mental illness including denial, delusion, hallucination, disordered thinking,
anger, anti-social behavior, sexual preoccupation, grandiosity, general oddness, and
paranoia. Now I'm no clinician, but in my (admittedly
biased brown) eyes it seems that prominent Republicans have evidenced each of these ten telltale signs of mental illness over the past year:
1)
Denial: humans did not evolve;
Obama is not a native-born American Christian
2)
Delusion: climate is not changing
3)
Hallucination: God ordained me to be President
4)
Disordered Thinking: being for small government that's huge in the bedroom;
being anti-contraception and anti-abortion
5)
Anger: Newt Gingrich’s perpetual scowl
6)
Anti-social Behavior:
toward women,
gays, minorities, anyone without an umbilical cord or trust fund
7)
Sexual Preoccupation: a fervent compulsion to control when we can mate, with whom we can mate, and precisely how we are allowed to mate (which I lampoon in
Why Do Politicians Want to Police Dick and Jane's Private Parts?)
8)
Grandiosity: even Rick Santorum recognizes Gingrich’s
“over the moon” grandiosity
9)
General Oddness: Ron Paul
10)
Paranoia:
pretty much all of them, all of the time
Even (
the not necessarily dumb) Pope Francis
appears to recognize that “it is a serious illness, this of ideological [conservative] Christians. It is an illness, but it is not new, eh?”
Until Jon Huntsman becomes the sane voice of his insane party, maybe "Republican Syndrome" should be added to the
DSM-V so that crazy conservative pols can receive the mental
health treatment they need. I bet "Obamacare" would even cover it.