Adam's Apple
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- Apr 25, 2004
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An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look
at either.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but
don't start anything."
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I
was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says
"Dam!".
at either.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but
don't start anything."
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I
was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says
"Dam!".
