Oh, you poor dumb child, that's how much I have in my safe. You don't understand how to make money do you? The 9000 is profit from my platinum stash. I also have a gold stash, a silver stash, and a car stash.
I also have dead money. That is money I have loaned out to friends. It makes no money for me because I don't charge interest. I currently have 35k loaned out.
I do that to make the accounting easier. I have been audited twice, both times I got money back from the IRS because I told my accountant long ago to take ZERO risk on deductions. If it's even remotely questionable I don’t claim it.
When I go into an audit I know I am going to come out rose's.
So really, you should learn how to make money. It ain't done putting it in the bank and watching it grow at a rate less than inflation.
Just sayin...