A "special" USMB Happy New Year!!! :o)

[Dis]

Sad thing is .... I'm STILL faster than you.

Illusions of grandeur? You? Tsk.

I have references.

Yes, I expect you do.

Sometimes, fastest is not always bestest.

 

[Valerie]

Well now, look at Dis attempting to distance herself from the old folks classification...

 

[Jeremy]

I don't suppose we get a new bumper sticker with our annual renewal do we?

You do.

Next ....

Good. Got something 'special' planned for our big ass flood this spring.

 

[Dis]

Well now, look at Dis attempting to distance herself from the old folks classification...

Easily done when Captain Happy over there is WELL over 50.

 

[Gunny]

Well now, look at Dis attempting to distance herself from the old folks classification...

Easily done when Captain Happy over there is WELL over 50.

Guess you young 'uns need to toughen up so you can hang with "well over ...."

 

[Valerie]

Well now, look at Dis attempting to distance herself from the old folks classification...

Easily done when Captain Happy over there is WELL over 50.

Really? Well, dayum! That IS old! (Laughing while I still can... )

 

[Dis]

Well now, look at Dis attempting to distance herself from the old folks classification...

Easily done when Captain Happy over there is WELL over 50.

Guess you young 'uns need to toughen up so you can hang with "well over ...."

 

[Jeremy]

Well now, look at Dis attempting to distance herself from the old folks classification...

Easily done when Captain Happy over there is WELL over 50.

Guess you young 'uns need to toughen up so you can hang with "well over ...."

I have the athleticism and ability of a "well over....", that has to count for something.

 

[Gunny]

Easily done when Captain Happy over there is WELL over 50.

Guess you young 'uns need to toughen up so you can hang with "well over ...."

I have the athleticism and ability of a "well over....", that has to count for something.

Depends on how you take a bodyslam .....

 

[Dis]

Guess you young 'uns need to toughen up so you can hang with "well over ...."

I have the athleticism and ability of a "well over....", that has to count for something.

Depends on how you take a bodyslam .....

No breaking.

 

[Gunny]

I have the athleticism and ability of a "well over....", that has to count for something.

Depends on how you take a bodyslam .....

No breaking.

Didn't say I was going to break you. Bend ....

 

[Jeremy]

Guess you young 'uns need to toughen up so you can hang with "well over ...."

I have the athleticism and ability of a "well over....", that has to count for something.

Depends on how you take a bodyslam .....

Than no...

 

[Jeremy]

Although... If you can bodyslam my fat ass without pulling a muscle, I'll "donate" my next paycheck.

 

[Dis]

Depends on how you take a bodyslam .....

No breaking.

Didn't say I was going to break you. Bend ....

Oh. Dear.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Compared to most here. I guess 31 is pretty young.

Thanks.

I must have been 31 once but I can't remember when...

 

[Colin]

Hey! What has age to do with anything!


On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched
for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor..
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell in to a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?


When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!

 

[Gunny]

Although... If you can bodyslam my fat ass without pulling a muscle, I'll "donate" my next paycheck.

Make that out to "Gunny" ....

 

[Gunny]

Compared to most here. I guess 31 is pretty young.

Thanks.

I must have been 31 once but I can't remember when...

It was then ....

 

[Dis]

Compared to most here. I guess 31 is pretty young.

Thanks.

I must have been 31 once but I can't remember when...

It's a lot easier if you just stay 31. Trust me.

 

[Luissa]

Compared to most here. I guess 31 is pretty young.

Thanks.

You are older than me.