A Proposal: Why Not A "Draw The Trump VS Hillary Debate" Contest? How Would You Draw It?

[Rexx Taylor]

Now this would make for a great conservative gathering. Imagine somewhere in a banquet room, we have about 200 cartoonists, each with their presentation of the Trump/Hillary debate.
Now, most of us can expect to see Trump to the right, and Hillary on the left, either lying ill in a bed, on a walker, maybe her podium has hand rails, maybe some guy to her right with some kind of pointed device to shoot into her in case "She Starts To Lose Conscience".
Maybe someone will draw a cartoon of Hillary there, but with a roll of TP on her podium and a porto potty behind her as Huma stands by it.
Lots of possibilities. What would you draw?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

maybe hook her up to a lie detector and show the bulges of pee bags in both pant legs?

 

[Auld Phart]

Now this would make for a great conservative gathering. Imagine somewhere in a banquet room, we have about 200 cartoonists, each with their presentation of the Trump/Hillary debate.
Now, most of us can expect to see Trump to the right, and Hillary on the left, either lying ill in a bed, on a walker, maybe her podium has hand rails, maybe some guy to her right with some kind of pointed device to shoot into her in case "She Starts To Lose Conscience".
Maybe someone will draw a cartoon of Hillary there, but with a roll of TP on her podium and a porto potty behind her as Huma stands by it.
Lots of possibilities. What would you draw?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

why not,,,,Darth Vader to the right, and a big heavy witch to the left?

 

[candycorn]

Most idiots belive that a presidential debate is tantamount to the moderator opening a door to a dark path by asking a question and then each candidate walks gingerly down the path where they can't see the pitfalls, loose gravel, or obstacles.

For professional politicians, the path you want to walk one is a circle where it leads back to your answer being a modified stump speech. If you go down that path, you're as good as dead.

HRC knows this. Or at least she should. I expect Trump to take a few trips into those paths thinking he can just bully his way past the obstacle. Pride goeth before the fall. Always.

In "A Civil Action", Robert Duvall was famous for telling the class he taught as an adjunct; "You never ask a question to a witness on the stand unless you know the answer." Others have said it as well. In a debate, never answer the question asked; marry it to something you are experienced in answering or have trained to answer safely and go there. Time-honored; proven; classic; effective.

An accurate drawing of the debate would be a drag race between two cars that shouldn't try to go over 30 miles per hour. To survive is to win.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

maybe Huma standing next to Hillary holding a five gallon bucket?

 

[JoeMoma]

maybe hook her up to a lie detector and show the bulges of pee bags in both pant legs?

You mean hook her to a barking dog.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

maybe hook her up to a lie detector and show the bulges of pee bags in both pant legs?

You mean hook her to a barking dog.

why not just have two dogs in front of her podium? just barking at her every time she lies

 

[JoeMoma]

maybe hook her up to a lie detector and show the bulges of pee bags in both pant legs?

You mean hook her to a barking dog.

why not just have two dogs in front of her podium? just barking at her every time she lies

It was her idea after all.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

I vision Hillary being plugged into the nearest socket. just to keep her sane for 90 minutes, but at some point Huma walks across and unplugs it, then Hillary has a head spasm

 

[Rexx Taylor]

maybe hook her up to a lie detector and show the bulges of pee bags in both pant legs?

You mean hook her to a barking dog.

do a sideview of Hillary sitting on a toilet with Huma next to her with a roll of charmin