.FIRSTS.
First best friend: None
First car: 72 International Scout II
First real date: 8th grade
First real kiss: 8th grade - Janice Mohler
First break-up: 8th grade
First screen name: BigProbe
First self purchased album: The Imperials
First funeral: 8th Grade
First pets: Dog - Cindy
First piercing/tattoo: ears age 20
First credit card: Visa
First true love: Maria Ilao
First enemy: This guy named Jack who used to beat me up in 7th Grade
First musician you remember hearing in your house: Elvis
.LASTS.
Last cigarette: N/A
Last car ride: 15 minutes ago - driving to work
Last good cry: I made a 'Mother's Day slide show for my wife, to the song "She thinks she needs Me". If you wanna see, drop a PM.

It's a collection of images from my wife's life with me these past 7.5yrs. Sorta sappy - some pics only make sense to she and I. She started crying about 10 seconds into it. I started crying a few seconds later.
Last library book checked out: No idea
Last movie seen: Undercover Brother
Last beverage drank: Coffee
Last food consumed: Ham&Cheese Omlette
Last crush: (Current) Elizabeth Hurley.
Last phone call: to my brother, Duane
Last time showered: Day before last thursday - I'm more a 'bath' person
Last shoes worn: Current shoes -Timerline brown leather
Last cd played: MP3 Collection
Last item bought: Fuel for mein Auto
Last annoyance: That guy on the way to work who was driving EXACTLY the speed limit - and would tap his breaks when he exceeded said limit by as little as 1mph, to slow his car, ensuring he was in strict compliance.
Last disappointment: not being able to ban anyone today
Last time wanting to die: Yesterday
Last time scolded: Yesterday
Last shirt worn: Klipsch T-Shirt
last website visited: Cycleforums.com
Last word you said: day
Last song you sang: Dance with my Father Again - Luther Vandross
FUTURE
Where do you want to go?: Everywhere
What is your career going to be (or what would you like it to be)?: Philanthropy
Where are you going to live?: No idea
How many kids do you want? (how many, total if you already have some): Have 2, would like 2 more
What kind of car(s): Do I want? wow. Kind as in 'brand/model' or 'genre'? I'd LIKE to have a Porsche 911T, Porsche Cayanne, Lamborghini Murcielago, Viper, Z06 Corvette (when it's out), Austin Mini, Mini Cooper S, Mazda Miata with Flyin' Miata turbo, etc., 2004 Ford F150 4-door, 2004 Ford Lightning, 1969 Mustang Mach I, 1969 RoadRunner - 440 or 426, Panoz Esperante, 04/05 Chrysler 300 Hemi, Ferarri Enzo, 04 Kawasaki ZX-10R, Audi S8, Audi S4, Audi AllRoad - just off the top of my head.
CURRENT
Current mood:
Current music: Country
Current taste: Coffee
Current hair: brown
Current clothes: Dockers, Sweater, shoes, undies
Current annoyance(s): Lady clip-clopping down the hallway outside my office
Current desktop picture: 2003 Kawasaki ZX6-R 636cc
Current favorite artist: Degas
Current book(s): none
Current color of toenails: Natural
Current time-wasting activity: doing this poll
Current hate: People who hate conceding they arent' as smart as they want others to THINK they are.
What is in your cd player?: MP3 Collection
What color socks are you wearing?: black
What color of underwear are you wearing? Black
What's under your bed?: Carpet
What time did you wake up today?: 4;45am