Whereas the right have a gun in each hand.... cuz we don't take handouts.
Not until you need one, that is.
Please convince me that those Americans who have become unemployed because of the financial crisis and who needed a "handout" were all liberals.
Please convince me that no conservative/Republican/whateveryouare has never found themselves in situations where because of over-indulgence on credit and about to lose everything have never applied for government assistance.
Please convince me that no conservative/Republican/whateveryouare has always had health insurance and never had to worry about huge medical expenses that could not be paid.
Please convince me that all conservatives/Republicans/whatevers succeed in getting their children into the best schools and therefore are the best educated because they know how to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, by gum, and move out of a depressed area even when they have no money.
But wait, conservatives/Republicans/whatevers
always have money: For the best education, the best health care, fine food, fine homes and they live happily ever after because they always have jobs that pay really really well and they know how to manage their money. It's only stupid libs who sit around in worn out recliners drinking beer all day and collecting food stamps and welfare checks while their kids pop out every nine months and run amok in the streets. Do I have that about right?