A man has JUST arrived in Heaven

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A man has just arrived in Heaven.

St. Peter asks him to name one good thing he did in his life.

The man says that he once saw a group of bad people harassing an elderly woman, so he kicked the leader in the shins.

St. Peter asks, "When did this happen?"

The man answers: "About 40 seconds ago."


Source: Reader's Digest (print edition), March, 2018.
 
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