A Little Ditty About Sarah and John

[The Paperboy]

Sung to the song "Jack and Diane" by John Cougar Mellencamp:

Little ditty about Sarah and John
Two American kids who grew up in our land
John’s a maverick with a hero’s scar
Sara Barracuda his reformer rock star

Beatin’ up Barack and the DNC
Sara’s got John’s back if you know what I mean
John says "Hey Sara lets reform DC”
Veto those earmarks just as we please

And John says:

Oh yeah Obama is wrong
The thrill of “The One” is way long gone
Oh yeah Obama is wrong
The thrill of “The One” is way long gone.

Barack says, “Let’s debate any time and place”
Then he runs like a chicken in full disgrace
Well you know Sara, they say he’s a sure bet
Sara says "Baby, you aint seen nothing yet”

Chorus

Gonna rock the vote
Better take note
Let the Hockey Moms come down
Forecheck ya to the ground
Hold onto your lead Barack as long as you can
Reform is coming around real soon
Make us proud women and men

Little ditty about Sara and John
Two American heroes who’ll do the best they can

 

[random3434]

Somewhere in Indiana John Mellencamp is throwing up in his guitar.

 

[CharlestonChad]

The most overrated song in history.