A Good New Jersey Joke:

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Two hunters from New Jersey are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground striking his head. He doesn’t seem to be breathing. His buddy whips out his cell phone and dials 9-1-1. Panicked he gasps out to the operator, “My friend just collapsed. I think he’s dead. What can I do?”

The operator, in a slow, calm voice, says, “First, just try to relax and calm down so I can help you. Second, let’s make sure he really is dead.”

A moment later the operator hears a gun shot, then the guy gets back on the phone and says, “OK, now what?”
 

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