Big Black Dog
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I was able to get a quick glimpse of the the up-coming census, and as a result, I can pass along a few of the questions for you to ponder prior to the Acorn gang getting to your house for the official tally.
(1) How many times did you vote in the last Presidential election?
(2) Do you have a job, and if so, why?
(3) How many rooms in your house contain Mexicans?
(4) Which is more important, voting for the Democratic Party or voting for the Democratic Party?
(5) Do you have any male children named Barrack?
(6) Do you have any female children named Michelle?
(7) Do you feel food stamps should be allowed to mail letters?
(8) How many pictures of President Obama do you have in your home?
(9) Did you have any income last year besides government assistance?
(10) Have your mortgage checks been paid on time by the government?
(11) Do you plan to vote for President Obama in the next Presidential election?
(12) Could you, if asked by the government, house several Mexicans until they can be provided a home of their own?
(13) Would you like for President Obama to come to your town to hold a town meeting?
(14) Has your unemployment check been paid on time as promised?
(15) How often do you feel President Obama should conduct press conferences on TV? Twice a week or more often?
(16) Now that the government runs two auto companies, do you feel they should offer free cars to people who can't afford to buy them?
These are just the questions I can remember...
(1) How many times did you vote in the last Presidential election?
(2) Do you have a job, and if so, why?
(3) How many rooms in your house contain Mexicans?
(4) Which is more important, voting for the Democratic Party or voting for the Democratic Party?
(5) Do you have any male children named Barrack?
(6) Do you have any female children named Michelle?
(7) Do you feel food stamps should be allowed to mail letters?
(8) How many pictures of President Obama do you have in your home?
(9) Did you have any income last year besides government assistance?
(10) Have your mortgage checks been paid on time by the government?
(11) Do you plan to vote for President Obama in the next Presidential election?
(12) Could you, if asked by the government, house several Mexicans until they can be provided a home of their own?
(13) Would you like for President Obama to come to your town to hold a town meeting?
(14) Has your unemployment check been paid on time as promised?
(15) How often do you feel President Obama should conduct press conferences on TV? Twice a week or more often?
(16) Now that the government runs two auto companies, do you feel they should offer free cars to people who can't afford to buy them?
These are just the questions I can remember...
I'm in that commune photo. I'll let you figure out which one I am.
