A Colorado Teen at Camp Woke Up To A Bear Crunching On His Head (he somehow survived)

[basquebromance]

A Teen Woke Up To A Bear "Crunching" On His Head And Forget Camping Ever Again

 

[Muhammed]

Perhaps it was a zombie who had a furry fetish trying to eat the camper's brains.

The camper needs to get tested for the zombie virus. He may need to be shot.