A 15 minute job

[BlueJay28]

I was in my sister's car with my niece...
I took a cigarette and lit up.

3 hours later Sharon goes in the car, and finds a little bit of coffee on her seat.

This is a ******* 20 year old Kia sub compact sedan that she got for $800 in terrible condition.
It was rehabbed for free because she worked in a mechanic shop as a service writer.

So she gets all pissed off over a cigarette, and me and Katie being in the car, and a drop of coffee.


So this is what I told my sister.

I take you out of a $100 a week bullshit slave job up in New jersey where you cant afford shit... and bring you into MY house, where you find a job as a tipped waitress and can support yourself..

I take your 15 year kid OFF the streets after her fat ass worthless piece of shit dad dumped her in street by herself.

I give you AND Kate MY bed, while I sleep on the floor, and barely have enough fuel to make it through a very light day... with an idiot working with me.

and pissed off over a cigarette is the thanks I get ?


I'll tell you what.


If you want the same relationship with me, as what Your sister Mae, and your Cousin Laura Jean has with me and YOU...

Go on the **** ahead, because here in Arkansas, I can arrange that inside of 15 minutes, with just a simple call to the police.

15 minutes from now you can be sleeping on a bench along the bike path somewhere around the walmart.

 

[JoeMoma]

I was in my sister's car with my niece...
I took a cigarette and lit up.

3 hours later Sharon goes in the car, and finds a little bit of coffee on her seat.

This is a ******* 20 year old Kia sub compact sedan that she got for $800 in terrible condition.
It was rehabbed for free because she worked in a mechanic shop as a service writer.

So she gets all pissed off over a cigarette, and me and Katie being in the car, and a drop of coffee.


So this is what I told my sister.

I take you out of a $100 a week bullshit slave job up in New jersey where you cant afford shit... and bring you into MY house, where you find a job as a tipped waitress and can support yourself..

I take your 15 year kid OFF the streets after her fat ass worthless piece of shit dad dumped her in street by herself.

I give you AND Kate MY bed, while I sleep on the floor, and barely have enough fuel to make it through a very light day... with an idiot working with me.

and pissed off over a cigarette is the thanks I get ?


I'll tell you what.


If you want the same relationship with me, as what Your sister Mae, and your Cousin Laura Jean has with me and YOU...

Go on the **** ahead, because here in Arkansas, I can arrange that inside of 15 minutes, with just a simple call to the police.

15 minutes from now you can be sleeping on a bench along the bike path somewhere around the walmart.

Okay, now tell us how you really feel.

 

[Roadrunner]

I was in my sister's car with my niece...
I took a cigarette and lit up.

3 hours later Sharon goes in the car, and finds a little bit of coffee on her seat.

This is a ******* 20 year old Kia sub compact sedan that she got for $800 in terrible condition.
It was rehabbed for free because she worked in a mechanic shop as a service writer.

So she gets all pissed off over a cigarette, and me and Katie being in the car, and a drop of coffee.


So this is what I told my sister.

I take you out of a $100 a week bullshit slave job up in New jersey where you cant afford shit... and bring you into MY house, where you find a job as a tipped waitress and can support yourself..

I take your 15 year kid OFF the streets after her fat ass worthless piece of shit dad dumped her in street by herself.

I give you AND Kate MY bed, while I sleep on the floor, and barely have enough fuel to make it through a very light day... with an idiot working with me.

and pissed off over a cigarette is the thanks I get ?


I'll tell you what.


If you want the same relationship with me, as what Your sister Mae, and your Cousin Laura Jean has with me and YOU...

Go on the **** ahead, because here in Arkansas, I can arrange that inside of 15 minutes, with just a simple call to the police.

15 minutes from now you can be sleeping on a bench along the bike path somewhere around the walmart.

Time to Tough Love the bitches out of your life.

 

[Skull Pilot]

I was in my sister's car with my niece...
I took a cigarette and lit up.

3 hours later Sharon goes in the car, and finds a little bit of coffee on her seat.

This is a ******* 20 year old Kia sub compact sedan that she got for $800 in terrible condition.
It was rehabbed for free because she worked in a mechanic shop as a service writer.

So she gets all pissed off over a cigarette, and me and Katie being in the car, and a drop of coffee.


So this is what I told my sister.

I take you out of a $100 a week bullshit slave job up in New jersey where you cant afford shit... and bring you into MY house, where you find a job as a tipped waitress and can support yourself..

I take your 15 year kid OFF the streets after her fat ass worthless piece of shit dad dumped her in street by herself.

I give you AND Kate MY bed, while I sleep on the floor, and barely have enough fuel to make it through a very light day... with an idiot working with me.

and pissed off over a cigarette is the thanks I get ?


I'll tell you what.


If you want the same relationship with me, as what Your sister Mae, and your Cousin Laura Jean has with me and YOU...

Go on the **** ahead, because here in Arkansas, I can arrange that inside of 15 minutes, with just a simple call to the police.

15 minutes from now you can be sleeping on a bench along the bike path somewhere around the walmart.

That's what you get when you treat family like they are special.

You probably would have received more thanks from a stranger