Not a word of truth in the whole screed. Not even "but" or "and." Just for example, Trump did NOT "try to buy Greenland." He OFFERED to buy it, which is not the same thing. Trump did NOT "try to nuke hurricanes." He asked the question "Would nuking hurricanes work to stop them?" Not the same thing, either. He did NOT "attempt a coup." He did NOT do ANY of the rest of the things on your "list."
You admire Trump?