6 weeks of weight training

[Indeependent]

Says the guy who tried to judge value by "how long did it take to earn a black belt?"

Translation…
You don’t want to admit you were given a black belt that wasn’t earned.

 

[Unkotare]

Translation…
You don’t want to admit you were given a black belt that wasn’t earned.

Reality: You're a strip-mall fanboy "obsessed" with marketing gimmicks.

 

[Indeependent]

Reality: You're a strip-mall fanboy "obsessed" with marketing gimmicks.

Quite the contrary.
How long did it take for you to get a black belt?
I know you’re a pussy and won’t post that you got it in 3 years.

 

[Unkotare]

Quite the contrary.
How long did it take for you to get a black belt?
I know you’re a pussy and won’t post that you got it in 3 years.

Did you get a black belt in tai chi?

 

[Indeependent]

Did you get a black belt in tai chi?

No belts in Tai Chi.
Various levels of breathing.

I posted that I got a Brown Belt.
What did you you get and how long did it take?
I am curious.

 

[Unkotare]

How long did it take for you to get a black belt?

0 minutes. I have never bothered with that nonsense. It's a marketing ploy that only began in the 1880s (oooh, so traditional!), and sure as hell isn't part of traditional Chinese martial arts like taijiquan (yeah, that's what it's really called).

 

[Indeependent]

0 minutes. I have never bothered with that nonsense. It's a marketing ploy that only began in the 1880s (oooh, so traditional!), and sure as hell isn't part of traditional Chinese martial arts like taijiquan (yeah, that's what it's really called).

Fact…That’s America for you.
One person’s Brown is another person’s purple.
Black is a standard and handed out way too often.
Black is also just the beginning.

 

[Unkotare]

I wonder if Indee had to take a number like at the deli every time he went to his strip-mall dojo?

 

[Unkotare]

Fact…That’s America for you.
....

What's "America for you"?

 

[Unkotare]

…
One person’s Brown is another person’s purple.
....

All about the greenbacks.

 

[The Duke]

I took some karate when a kid.. I think it was uhh..Isshin Ryu?

Probably butchered that.

No! I didn't! Hah!

It didn't last long. I beat the top student and my friend beat the sensei in sparring. (same day)

A few months and that was it.

Tell ya wut, I can still count to 10 in Japanese and learned some words, so there's that!

 

[Michelle420]

I have a belt and it works

 

[Ralph Norton]

I have a belt and it works

What color is it?

 

[Michelle420]

What color is it?

Well, I can get any color you like right outta the closet only I don't think need the belt.

 

[Unkotare]

 

[The Duke]

Suspenders!

 

[Unkotare]

Suspenders!

The ultimate martial arts pants holder upper!

 

[The Duke]

The ultimate martial arts pants holder upper!

 

[braalian]