6 Meals you can still afford under Bidenomics

[Votto]

1. Costco samples: Bring the whole family
2. Your own words: Write down the very words you told people to vote for Joe Biden with, then sprinkle some salt on the paper and eat it. Eating your own words never tasted so good!
3. A hearty meal of braised quail, shrimp, fresh vegetable, and a glass of finely aged wine: (Biden family members only)
4. A single banana: We live in a banana Republic after all, just remember to slice it up and share.
5. A nice juicy steak: Just kidding.
6. Your neighbors dog or cat: You end the life of a pesky carbon producer, no more poop in your yard, and you get a full belly. It's a win/win/win.

 

[Woodznutz]

Seriously though, if people didn't overeat their grocery bill would be much lower.

 

[Darkwind]

Seriously though, if people didn't overeat their grocery bill would be much lower.

Truth, but then, that is their choice.

I hear glue factories have locked up their nags to keep them from being stolen. Horse is a popular protein these days.


I am kidding, of course.

 

[1srelluc]

Ramen Noodles are up 11%. Still a deal if you share.....Who needs all that sodium anyway, right?

 

[Woodznutz]

Ramen Noodles are up 11%. Still a deal if you share.....Who needs all that sodium anyway, right?

On the bright side egg prices are way down.

 

[1srelluc]

On the bright side egg prices are way down.

There you go, crack a egg in it and it will feed a family of four.

 

[Votto]

Get these new artistic garbage cans from Venezuela.

You will be the envy of your neighbors as you gather dinner from it.

Nothing like starving to death in style.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

Seriously though, if people didn't overeat their grocery bill would be much lower.

i can't frikin believe how enormous people have become

40% of this board are obese slobs.......great idea with cotsco to eat out with the family....granny too,

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

1. Costco samples: Bring the whole family
2. Your own words: Write down the very words you told people to vote for Joe Biden with, then sprinkle some salt on the paper and eat it. Eating your own words never tasted so good!
3. A hearty meal of braised quail, shrimp, fresh vegetable, and a glass of finely aged wine: (Biden family members only)
4. A single banana: We live in a banana Republic after all, just remember to slice it up and share.
5. A nice juicy steak: Just kidding.
6. Your neighbors dog or cat: You end the life of a pesky carbon producer, no more poop in your yard, and you get a full belly. It's a win/win/win.

i think mortimer should go on this 6 step weight loss plan

 

[two_iron]

The stuttering shit clown says we're not eating the zoo animals yet, like Venezuela, so man up and quit whining.

It's our patriotic duty to pay for the shitlib money laundering operation in Ukraine. The gold bars aren't going to just magically appear in their closets... right?

 

[TheProgressivePatriot]

1. Costco samples: Bring the whole family
2. Your own words: Write down the very words you told people to vote for Joe Biden with, then sprinkle some salt on the paper and eat it. Eating your own words never tasted so good!
3. A hearty meal of braised quail, shrimp, fresh vegetable, and a glass of finely aged wine: (Biden family members only)
4. A single banana: We live in a banana Republic after all, just remember to slice it up and share.
5. A nice juicy steak: Just kidding.
6. Your neighbors dog or cat: You end the life of a pesky carbon producer, no more poop in your yard, and you get a full belly. It's a win/win/win.

Please explain exactly what Biden policies are respnsible for inflation, and how.

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

Forget meat. I can't afford it.

Peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches always work in times like these.

 

[Roudy]

1. Costco samples: Bring the whole family
2. Your own words: Write down the very words you told people to vote for Joe Biden with, then sprinkle some salt on the paper and eat it. Eating your own words never tasted so good!
3. A hearty meal of braised quail, shrimp, fresh vegetable, and a glass of finely aged wine: (Biden family members only)
4. A single banana: We live in a banana Republic after all, just remember to slice it up and share.
5. A nice juicy steak: Just kidding.
6. Your neighbors dog or cat: You end the life of a pesky carbon producer, no more poop in your yard, and you get a full belly. It's a win/win/win.

7- Free range, vegetarian fed, gluten free BUGS.

 

[Votto]

7- Free range, vegetarian fed, gluten free BUGS.

Sorry, I only eat the caged bugs, they have more fat on them.