2021.................The year from hell

[fbj]

Cable outages Internet outages Now yahoo mail is down I asked a girl out last night and she said she has plans with another man My left ankle is sore every damm day, arthritis Got sick on vacation Called back to the Office after being home 13 months Im sick of dating and will spend the rest of the summer at the casino and start back after labor day. NONE OF THIS THINGS HAPPEN in 2020

 

[Devils_Advocate]

This is why you pay for a prostitute and live in Vegas!

 

[fbj]

This is why you pay for a prostitute and live in Vegas!

That maybe the plan

 

[Dekster]

No chick worth going out with wants a gimpy old homebound man with no internet or cable who still uses yahoo. The 21st century patiently awaits your arrival.

 

[miketx]

maybe you'll think twice before voting for another democrat.

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

I got called back in after being home for 16 months. Shit...no point. They are already issuing us equipment to use from home.
Man...like the other dude said. Go get a whore. Don't waste your time chasin these bitches.