Recent content by blastoff

Oh, like our Iron Curtain media did in 2000?

Exactly what I’ll be doing in an hour or so.

Okay, air balls galore but he sure looked dashing in those Mom jeans afterwards as he peddled away on his girly bike sporting the worst looking helmet since Dukakis.

Nothing new about our Iron Curtain media. Herr Goebbels would be beyond envious.

Here’s my go at them. Kamala is a c-word, but the Hildebeast is a C-word.

Gosh, I believe another useless impeachment is in order.

Well if it works as well as their Chick-fil-A action business is gonna be booming!

I feel you’re an asshole. Fun game, huh?

It’s the ungentle giant Mikey Brown model that works quite well. A thug ends up dead and the animals get to dance around the fires and grab all the free shit they can carry to their UHauls.

Oooh, yuck! Strained peas? Think of the poor schlub tasked with changing that diaper!

Car/deer is scary shit for those of us who’ve got to deal with them regularly. Thus far I’m hits free but 3-4 very close calls, but know plenty of folks who’ve not been so fortunate. Nobody’s been killed but several injuries of varying degrees. As the saying goes in these parts, there’s two...

Read a report that Joe suggested his kid’s school change their mascot to a Spearchucker after he decided bussing would turn the place into a racial jungle.

Which I guess is why they paired her with racist Slo Joe, the guy opposed to bussing for school integration because he didn’t want his kids to have to attend a school turned into a “racial jungle” after the black kids arrived. Interesting how easily he linked the j-card to a topic concerning...

Those fuckers exposed themselves long before this.

Controversial person on the cover. A time-honored tradition for rags to hopefully spike an issue’s non subscriber sales a la newsstands and whatnot. And this radical lunatic ***** is certainly well suited I guess.