Yukon Wants to Test Me

Discussion in 'Religion and Ethics' started by Yukon, Jun 18, 2009.

  1. Yukon
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    As a former Priest of the Roman Catholic Church I can assure each of you that I have forgotten more about religious theology that the sum of your group knowledge. My background is God , Jesus, and the Blessed Virgin. Most of you are nothing but fake Christians who wont even bother to attend Mass on Sunday. You are hypocrits and you will spend eternity in the firey pits of hell.

    There is but one way to Heaven and that is through belief in the teachings of the Roman Catholic faith and the belief in the Holy Father in Rome, our Blessed Pope.

    Hail Mary,
    Fr. Yukon
     
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    Chump. Fuck off, huh? Pretty sad I rep you for one post, then you have to revert to norm.
     
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    Jesus Christ, who taught that false prophets and liars like you would walk the earth and attempt to deceive the sons of god.

    scapulars, indulgences, the sacrifice of the mass...

    if the bible is true, the Catholics are the Synagague of Satan ;)
     
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    You sure you background is God, Jesus and the Blessed Virgin? Seems to if they were real, they wouldn't have used "hypocrit" and damn folks to the pits of hell. Hmmmmmmmmm. I smell a rat here.
     
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    It is like feeding the alligators. You want to be very careful as they do not have a memory cache in their pea brains.
     
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    Isn't it a mortal sin to molest altar boys like you did?
     
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    The Roman Catholic Church is not a faith, Mr So-called priest. It's a religion. The doctrines within the protestant religion are "faiths."

    While the Good Book doesn't address child molesters, I will feel free to help Jesus out on this one:

    If you harm a child in the name of the Lord where I have any say in the matter, you're fucked. Gunny 3:16
     
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    Gunny.... sex outside marriage is a sin, right? Isn't there a passage about 'whoever causes one of these little one3s to sin would be better to tie a millstone to his neck and be thrown into the sea' or something?
     
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    Personally, I consider sex outside a current marriage to be morally wrong.

    Matthew 18.6 "But if anyone causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a large millstone hung around his neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea."

    Better that than to send them to MY house for carrying out punishment. Jesus is forgiving. I am a sinner. I do not. Not when it comes to victimizing the innocent.:evil:
     
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    Yukon's really turned himself around. He's done a complete 360 since his little 'vacation' and I think he stands ready to demonstrate his intelligence and true nature if someone would just give him a chance...
     

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