It happens that I'm going on 57, dammit, and I've taught English for thirty three years in a variety of schools and colleges. I'm kind of frumpy, but at my current job, one colleague is Kelly, early thirties and smart and fun. She invites me to parties and comes around to talk, so maybe I'm not TOO old fart. For Christmas, she gave me, ON a NO ALCOHOL ALLOWED campus, a bottle of wine, right in the office. ROFL. It was a pinot I was not familiar with...Pinot Evil. The label is simple...imported...and with the see no speak no hear no monkeys. And PINOT evil. Wholly Kelly. But you know, it was so tasty that I've bought two more bottles! It's on the dry and mild side but quite pleasant and fun. Salut!