You_Want_Me to help you with your Bible studies?

[You_Want_Me]

Sooo, who's sock puppet are you?

Anyone who doubts my authenticity is defiantly a sock puppet of Satan.

 

[random3434]

Sooo, who's sock puppet are you?

Anyone who doubts my authenticity is defiantly a sock puppet of Satan.

OOOOOH, that should have been your screen name!

Sock_Puppet_of_Satan

It fits somehow!

 

[Ringel05]

Sooo, who's sock puppet are you?

Anyone who doubts my authenticity is defiantly a sock puppet of Satan.

Oh I don't doubt your authenticity Yukie old boy just as I don't doubt your lack of ability to get out of your parents basement.

 

[oracle]

Welcome and on behalf of liberals, Muslims, French people and forum trolls everywhere, allow me to offer my most heartfelt go fuck yourself.

I'm guessing you're a liberal French Muslim who enjoys trolling forums. You need to find Jesus!

I'm here to help!

I'm interested. tell me more. Where do we start?

 

[sparky]

welcome to h*ll Adonis, i'm sure you'll keep busy here ~S~

 

[Dabs]

Well You_Want_Me...and no, I don't.......I'll give you my brief Welcome and Hello now.
I highly doubt I will see you around the forum much, I'm not into gabbing about religion!
*and it's kind of rather a shame, for I am part Greek....oh well*

 

[You_Want_Me]

Sooo, who's sock puppet are you?

Anyone who doubts my authenticity is defiantly a sock puppet of Satan.

Oh I don't doubt your authenticity Yukie old boy just as I don't doubt your lack of ability to get out of your parents basement.

My parents live in a trailer and it doesn't have a basement.

 

[Ringel05]

Anyone who doubts my authenticity is defiantly a sock puppet of Satan.

Oh I don't doubt your authenticity Yukie old boy just as I don't doubt your lack of ability to get out of your parents basement.

My parents live in a trailer and it doesn't have a basement.

Okay, well call it a storm cellar then.......

 

[You_Want_Me]

Welcome and on behalf of liberals, Muslims, French people and forum trolls everywhere, allow me to offer my most heartfelt go fuck yourself.

I'm guessing you're a liberal French Muslim who enjoys trolling forums. You need to find Jesus!

I'm here to help!

I'm interested. tell me more. Where do we start?

Buy a bible
stop downloading porn
vote only for republicans
stop trolling forums
stop race mixing
boycott Muslim businesses
don't be gay

 

[Dabs]

I'm guessing you're a liberal French Muslim who enjoys trolling forums. You need to find Jesus!

I'm here to help!

I'm interested. tell me more. Where do we start?

Buy a bible
stop downloading porn
vote only for republicans
stop trolling forums
stop race mixing
boycott Muslim businesses
don't be gay

Jesus Christ, this is an introduction thread, and it's still going on and on about crappus??
I own a Bible, but I don't care to read it, it's fucking booooooooring.

 

[random3434]

I'm guessing you're a liberal French Muslim who enjoys trolling forums. You need to find Jesus!

I'm here to help!

I'm interested. tell me more. Where do we start?

Buy a bible
stop downloading porn
vote only for republicans
stop trolling forums
stop race mixing
boycott Muslim businesses
don't be gay

So you're a black atheist democrat porn star married to a Muslim white gay man ?

Interesting! I look forward to your posts!

 

[Mr.Owl]

News flash You_want_me: Its possible to be a very devout Christian at the same time as
-not electing dishonest, freedom obstructing Republicans
-respecting other people's chosen lifestyles
-mix races

get the picture?

 

[You_Want_Me]

I'm interested. tell me more. Where do we start?

Buy a bible
stop downloading porn
vote only for republicans
stop trolling forums
stop race mixing
boycott Muslim businesses
don't be gay

So you're a black atheist democrat porn star married to a Muslim white gay man ?

Interesting! I look forward to your posts!

I'm looking forward to your one way train ride to Satan's lake of fire.

 

[You_Want_Me]

News flash You_want_me: Its possible to be a very devout Christian at the same time as
-not electing dishonest, freedom obstructing Republicans
-respecting other people's chosen lifestyles
-mix races

get the picture?

WRONG ANSWER!

Where would you like your one way ticket to hell be mailed to?

 

[Moonglow]

Hello, my name is Adonis, meaning "my lord" in Greek. I enjoy teaching the word of the lord to such hell bound animals as liberals, Muslims, French people and forum trolls.

I am sure the Lord appreciates the use of your venacular. Is that not your Lords command, not to love thy enemy, but to defile them and slander their political/religious identities?

 

[Moonglow]

News flash You_want_me: Its possible to be a very devout Christian at the same time as
-not electing dishonest, freedom obstructing Republicans
-respecting other people's chosen lifestyles
-mix races

get the picture?

WRONG ANSWER!

Where would you like your one way ticket to hell be mailed to?

i already have mine, I've got a first class coach.

 

[Greenbeard]

You_Want_Me to help you with your Bible studies?

I want mint for pillow.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNgUZQ8JRpg]Housekeeping[/ame]

 

[jillian]

News flash You_want_me: Its possible to be a very devout Christian at the same time as
-not electing dishonest, freedom obstructing Republicans
-respecting other people's chosen lifestyles
-mix races

get the picture?

WRONG ANSWER!

Where would you like your one way ticket to hell be mailed to?

ooh... looky... looky... the wacko is back.

 

[You_Want_Me]

Hello, my name is Adonis, meaning "my lord" in Greek. I enjoy teaching the word of the lord to such hell bound animals as liberals, Muslims, French people and forum trolls.

I am sure the Lord appreciates the use of your venacular. Is that not your Lords command, not to love thy enemy, but to defile them and slander their political/religious identities?

Your avatar is vulgar and invites pedophiles to this forum.

 

[oracle]

I'm guessing you're a liberal French Muslim who enjoys trolling forums. You need to find Jesus!

I'm here to help!

I'm interested. tell me more. Where do we start?

Buy a bible
stop downloading porn
vote only for republicans
stop trolling forums
stop race mixing
boycott Muslim businesses
don't be gay

Wow, that really isn't what I expected. I was hoping you could tell me something useful, like: how to apply for a clan membership, or why races shouldn't be mixed considering you are of mixed heritage yourself. Maybe you could show me a Real republicon, I mean there hasn't been one since the 80s. As far as muslim buisnesses, well let's just say if you really mean that you might have to toss your computer, seeing as a lot of computer components are made in the middle east. (can't take any chances now can we?) don't be gay? You first. As it stands, more right wingers are turning out to be pickle smootchers than anyone else and as the saying goes: me thinks thou dost protest too much. Lastly, I know more about the bible that the man who taught it to YOU. So what else you got for me?