You might be a Teabagger if: I didn't even know these jokes were out there.

[rdean]

You admire Sarah Palin’s keen intellect.

Your house moves but your twelve cars don't.

You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

You think homosexuals can be "cured" by Marcus Bachmann

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

You think there are hundreds of Nobel Peace Prize-winning scientists who believe
in Intelligent Design

You burn your yard rather than mow it.

You believe gay marriage is the “most important issue of our time”.

The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

You come back from the dump with more than you took

If you think Tim McVeigh was a great American

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list

you might be a tea bagger if - Google Search

Wow, I didn't realize there were these jokes out there.

 

[Harry Dresden]

yea i did not know these were out myself.......

Dean Jokes

 

[emilynghiem]

... if you argue it is unconstitutional to impose health care mandates that deprive citizens of liberty,
but it's okay to impose prolife laws that criminalize free choice

... if you argue that Atheists attacking religious freedom of Christians is unamerican,
but it's okay to attack Muslims as a group representing values you find offensive.