You might be a Romney if...........

[ABikerSailor]

Seems like Mittens is doing some serious pandering for southern voters..........

Romney — who celebrated his 65th birthday Monday — had Southern comedian Jeff “you might be a redneck” Foxworthy on the campaign trail with him to help drum up support.

On a rain-soaked campaign stop in Mobile, Ala., Romney joked about a wanting to go hunting with a local friend who “can actually show me which end of the rifle to point.”

Given the conservatism of the GOP electorate in Alabama and Mississippi, candidates like Gingrich and Santorum should be trouncing the more moderate Romney, the GOP front-runner with the most delegates so far.

Both are far more popular than Romney, who is benefitting from a split in the conservative vote.

Gingrich was maintaining a slim 33% to 31% lead over Romney in Mississippi, and the former Massachusetts governor was actually leading Gingrich in Alabama by a hair, 31% to 30%, Public Policy Polling reported Monday.


Read more: If you listen to Jeff Foxworthy's pitch, ya might be a Mitt Romney voter - NY Daily News

If your wife has no less than 2 Cadillacs? You might be a Romney.

If some of your best friends own professional sports teams and NASCAR teams? You might be a Romney.

If you're out of touch with the common man in America? You might be a Romney.

 

[California Girl]

If liberals resent your success... you might be a Romney.

 

[Chris]

If you tied your dog to the roof of your car for a 12 hour trip.....

You might be a Romney.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Way to go CG........(not).

 

[Chris]

If you think the height of the trees in Michigan is perfect....

You might be a Romney.

 

[Chris]

If you wear magic underwear....

You might be a Romney.

 

[ABikerSailor]

If you've only had catfish twice in your life (both times campaigning in the South), you might be a Romney.

 

[California Girl]

Way to go CG........(not).

Oh, my bad. I didn't realize you had specified this as a whining lefties only thread.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Way to go CG........(not).

Oh, my bad. I didn't realize you had specified this as a whining lefties only thread.

I was commenting on your unfunny bitchiness, but, it's you, so I should expect it.

 

[California Girl]

If you created more jobs than Obama, you might be Romney.

 

[California Girl]

If you understood basic economics better than Obama, you might be Romney.

 

[ABikerSailor]

If you created more jobs than Obama, you might be Romney.

Do you have a link to back up this bullshit?

 

[Avatar4321]

If you're going to be President in Jan 2013, you might be a Romney

 

[ABikerSailor]

If you understood basic economics better than Obama, you might be Romney.

Oh.......like Bain Capital for instance? Or, saying to let Detroit go bankrupt?

 

[Avatar4321]

If you understood basic economics better than Obama, you might be Romney.

Oh.......like Bain Capital for instance? Or, saying to let Detroit go bankrupt?

If you understand bankrupcy proceedings better than ABS, you might be a Romney.

Or you could simply pay attention.

 

[L.K.Eder]

if you hunted varmint more than two times, then you might be a romney

 

[Ravi]

If you have offshore accounts to avoid paying taxes, you might be a Romney.

 

[NLT]

Seems like Mittens is doing some serious pandering for southern voters..........

Romney — who celebrated his 65th birthday Monday — had Southern comedian Jeff “you might be a redneck” Foxworthy on the campaign trail with him to help drum up support.

On a rain-soaked campaign stop in Mobile, Ala., Romney joked about a wanting to go hunting with a local friend who “can actually show me which end of the rifle to point.”

Given the conservatism of the GOP electorate in Alabama and Mississippi, candidates like Gingrich and Santorum should be trouncing the more moderate Romney, the GOP front-runner with the most delegates so far.

Both are far more popular than Romney, who is benefitting from a split in the conservative vote.

Gingrich was maintaining a slim 33% to 31% lead over Romney in Mississippi, and the former Massachusetts governor was actually leading Gingrich in Alabama by a hair, 31% to 30%, Public Policy Polling reported Monday.


Read more: If you listen to Jeff Foxworthy's pitch, ya might*be a Mitt*Romney voter - NY Daily News

If your wife has no less than 2 Cadillacs? You might be a Romney.

If some of your best friends own professional sports teams and NASCAR teams? You might be a Romney.

If you're out of touch with the common man in America? You might be a Romney.

You might be a liberal:

If you’re scared that cow farts are going to melt the ice caps.

If you’re scared the Gov”t can be toppled by senior citizens at townhalls.

if you think thug life is cool but Tea Partiers are dangerous.

If you can”t stop talking about how irrelevant Sarah Palin is .

If you don’t worry about the Constitution.

If the only way you can think of a flame is to change a conservative flame around.

If you conveniently forget that Obama was against a mandate of HC before he was for it.

If you believe the Constitution is alive but unborn babies aren’t.

If you voted for Obama but just love Hillary”s mandate idea.

If it doesn’t bother you that the President has socialist and communist advisers.

If you think the Gov”t should own 61% of a car company.

If you think 17 mins is about right to not answer a simple question about taxes.

If you say you don’t believe in torture but force us to listen to Obama speak.

If you think Bush should be tried for war crimes but Obama should get a peace prize for bombing people.

 

[Ravi]

If your kids decide not to volunteer to fight in Iraq and instead campaign for you for president, you might be a Romney.

 

[L.K.Eder]

Seems like Mittens is doing some serious pandering for southern voters..........

Romney — who celebrated his 65th birthday Monday — had Southern comedian Jeff “you might be a redneck” Foxworthy on the campaign trail with him to help drum up support.

On a rain-soaked campaign stop in Mobile, Ala., Romney joked about a wanting to go hunting with a local friend who “can actually show me which end of the rifle to point.”

Given the conservatism of the GOP electorate in Alabama and Mississippi, candidates like Gingrich and Santorum should be trouncing the more moderate Romney, the GOP front-runner with the most delegates so far.

Both are far more popular than Romney, who is benefitting from a split in the conservative vote.

Gingrich was maintaining a slim 33% to 31% lead over Romney in Mississippi, and the former Massachusetts governor was actually leading Gingrich in Alabama by a hair, 31% to 30%, Public Policy Polling reported Monday.


Read more: If you listen to Jeff Foxworthy's pitch, ya might*be a Mitt*Romney voter - NY Daily News

If your wife has no less than 2 Cadillacs? You might be a Romney.

If some of your best friends own professional sports teams and NASCAR teams? You might be a Romney.

If you're out of touch with the common man in America? You might be a Romney.

You might be a liberal:

If you’re scared that cow farts are going to melt the ice caps.

If you’re scared the Gov”t can be toppled by senior citizens at townhalls.

if you think thug life is cool but Tea Partiers are dangerous.

If you can”t stop talking about how irrelevant Sarah Palin is .

If you don’t worry about the Constitution.

If the only way you can think of a flame is to change a conservative flame around.

If you conveniently forget that Obama was against a mandate of HC before he was for it.

If you believe the Constitution is alive but unborn babies aren’t.

If you voted for Obama but just love Hillary”s mandate idea.

If it doesn’t bother you that the President has socialist and communist advisers.

If you think the Gov”t should own 61% of a car company.

If you think 17 mins is about right to not answer a simple question about taxes.

If you say you don’t believe in torture but force us to listen to Obama speak.

If you think Bush should be tried for war crimes but Obama should get a peace prize for bombing people.

topic failure.

disqualified.


if you think campaigning equals military service, then you might be a romney.