You Just Might Be a Liberal If.....

[L.K.Eder]

if your brain is pudding, you might be mudwhistle.

 

[jillian]

I'm still waiting for prove that the reason why the media uses the word "teenager" is to get people to think of that person as a child and not because the person happens to be a teenager.

it's a communist plot.

although it's good to see one of the board racists take time away from his busy schedule writing nasty things about black people to do a "you might be a liberal if..." thread.

how does he find the time?

 

[mudwhistle]

if your brain is pudding, you might be mudwhistle.

Better then being a shit-for-brains.

 

[L.K.Eder]

if your brain is pudding, you might be mudwhistle.

Better then being a shit-for-brains.

or its tha saim, if the pudding is maid of shit. which is entirely possible.
look, my english is now almost better then your's.

 

[Liability]

If you're a modern American "liberal," HERE'S YOUR SIGN!

With apologies to Bill Engvall

 

[Dr Grump]

All I can say is if the shoe fits.......

I bet you can say more than that...you have in the past..

...isn't there a female poster online right now you can go and stalk, er hassle, er say hello to?

What...you jealous or sometin????

...or somethin'....

 

[Alvin]

If you're a modern American "liberal," HERE'S YOUR SIGN!

With apologies to Bill Engvall

So "Liberals" pick their nose?

 

[mudwhistle]

I'm still waiting for prove that the reason why the media uses the word "teenager" is to get people to think of that person as a child and not because the person happens to be a teenager.

it's a communist plot.

although it's good to see one of the board racists take time away from his busy schedule writing nasty things about black people to do a "you might be a liberal if..." thread.

how does he find the time?

In what world is racism exclusive to one party or the other?

 

[mudwhistle]

if your brain is pudding, you might be mudwhistle.

Better then being a shit-for-brains.

or its tha saim, if the pudding is maid of shit. which is entirely possible.
look, my english is now almost better then your's.

Almost.
Can't say the same about your spelling.

 

[uscitizen]

"After spending 5 years in college, you still don’t know when the Civil War took place and you are absolutely certain it had nothing to do with freeing black slaves."

... Uh that would be conservatives who bang on and on that civil war was really over states rights and not slavery.

Also when we originally started the civil war freeing all the slaves wasn't an official part of the plan.

Yep just a play to get more support for the north in the war.

Also initially the emancipation proclamation only freed slaves in the south, not in the north.

 

[MarcATL]

Like 2 or 3 from that entire list were vaguely humorous...the rest were RW versions of Liberal.

Actually, a few on the list seems to ring true.

 

[Liability]

If you're a modern American "liberal," HERE'S YOUR SIGN!

With apologies to Bill Engvall

So "Liberals" pick their nose?

I am impressed that with no actual verbal clues, you divined what that sign conveyed.

Of course libbies pick their noses.

They pick their asses.

The pick our pockets.

etc.

 

[Luissa]

Most likely this will get moved. Liberals have no sense of humor.

coming from a person who has no sense of humor and neg reps people when they post a joke.

 

[del]

I'm still waiting for prove that the reason why the media uses the word "teenager" is to get people to think of that person as a child and not because the person happens to be a teenager.

it's a communist plot.

although it's good to see one of the board racists take time away from his busy schedule writing nasty things about black people to do a "you might be a liberal if..." thread.

how does he find the time?

In what world is racism exclusive to one party or the other?

the same one in which you can read for comprehension, apparently.

 

[L.K.Eder]

Better then being a shit-for-brains.

or its tha saim, if the pudding is maid of shit. which is entirely possible.
look, my english is now almost better then your's.

Almost.
Can't say the same about your spelling.

i think your onto something.

marry chirsmas

 

[mudwhistle]

it's a communist plot.

although it's good to see one of the board racists take time away from his busy schedule writing nasty things about black people to do a "you might be a liberal if..." thread.

how does he find the time?

In what world is racism exclusive to one party or the other?

the same one in which you can read for comprehension, apparently.

Which means what??

Just like a Lib. Using mindless stereotypes to pigeonhole racism and assign it to the opposition.

I can site numerous examples that will show you're full of shit.

No offense....but I'm just saying.

 

[theDoctorisIn]

In what world is racism exclusive to one party or the other?

the same one in which you can read for comprehension, apparently.

Which means what??

Just like a Lib. Using mindless stereotypes to pigeonhole racism and assign it to the opposition.

I can site numerous examples that will show you're full of shit.

No offense....but I'm just saying.

I suggest re-reading that post, I don't think you really understood what she was saying. She wasn't calling the opposition racist. She was calling one specific poster racist.

 

[goldcatt]

the same one in which you can read for comprehension, apparently.

Which means what??

Just like a Lib. Using mindless stereotypes to pigeonhole racism and assign it to the opposition.

I can site numerous examples that will show you're full of shit.

No offense....but I'm just saying.

I suggest re-reading that post, I don't think you really understood what she was saying. She wasn't calling the opposition racist. She was calling one specific poster racist.

When you have to explain it, it's just not funny anymore.

 

[mudwhistle]

Which means what??

Just like a Lib. Using mindless stereotypes to pigeonhole racism and assign it to the opposition.

I can site numerous examples that will show you're full of shit.

No offense....but I'm just saying.

I suggest re-reading that post, I don't think you really understood what she was saying. She wasn't calling the opposition racist. She was calling one specific poster racist.

When you have to explain it, it's just not funny anymore.

For a joke to be funny it helps if it has an element of truth to it....

 

[mudwhistle]

the same one in which you can read for comprehension, apparently.

Which means what??

Just like a Lib. Using mindless stereotypes to pigeonhole racism and assign it to the opposition.

I can site numerous examples that will show you're full of shit.

No offense....but I'm just saying.

I suggest re-reading that post, I don't think you really understood what she was saying. She wasn't calling the opposition racist. She was calling one specific poster racist.

I think you need to go back and re-read it as well...because she called more then one person a racist.

Something along the lines of "although it's good to see one of the board racists take time away from his busy schedule writing nasty things about black people...."

'One of the board racists' implies plurality.