How about you don't assault someone who calls you out for bad parking......physically attacking someone over a parking space started this encounter...... sitting in a chair in front of a computer is a lot different than facing a guy standing over you after a violent attack....
How about you don't attack a man's wife and kids and call the police if you think someone is doing something wrong. See that is what police are paid to do confront people, not smart ass rednecks who think they are the police.