Women over 40

CSM

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Here is a piece written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes.

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here
are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What are
you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And,
it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she
is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age
of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they
think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to! confess your sins
to a woman over 40. They always know.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier
than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if
you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to
wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-
coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow
pants making a fool of himself with some 18-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are
against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an
entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
 
CSM said:
Here is a piece written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes.

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here
are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What are
you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And,
it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she
is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age
of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they
think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to! confess your sins
to a woman over 40. They always know.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier
than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if
you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to
wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-
coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow
pants making a fool of himself with some 18-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are
against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an
entire pig, just to get a little sausage.


OMG fell off my chair !!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
CSM said:
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are
against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an
entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if
you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to
wonder where you stand with her.


Don't have to be over 40 for that one. :D
 
Shattered said:
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if
you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to
wonder where you stand with her.


Don't have to be over 40 for that one. :D

You don't have to be over 40 for a few of them.


Thanks CSM!
 

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