You know you're living in 2004 when...

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    You know you're living in 2004 when...

    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
    they don't have e-mail addresses.

    6. You go home after a long day at work, and still answer the phone in a
    business manner.

    7. You make phone calls from home, and you accidentally dial "9" to get an
    outside line.

    8. You've sat at the same desk for four years, and worked for three
    different companies.

    10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

    11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

    12. You pull up in your own driveway, and use your cell phone! to see if
    anyone is home.

    13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
    screen.

    14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
    first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
    turn around to go and get it.

    15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

    16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

    17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.!

    18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
    message.

    19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

    20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
    list.

    AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

    Go on, forward this to your friends ...you know you want to!
     
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    14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
    first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
    turn around to go and get it.


    Just did that last week, and it was a 10 mile drive back. :smoke:

    15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

    I start *making* my coffee first...then go online. :moon4:
     
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    Holy smokes, we are crazier than I ever imagined!

    :thewave:
     
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    Get a programmable one and then you don't have to fix coffee in the morning and it will be waiting for you when you get up!
    :)
     

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