Bush Caught Cheating!

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  1. manu1959

    manu1959 Left Coast Isolationist

    Oct 28, 2004
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    The 2004 election results were so close that the
    Electoral College vote was tied, and Congress couldn't
    break the deadlock. The Supreme Court decided they'd
    better not make the decision themselves, so they Sent
    Bush and Kerry to a frozen lake in northern Wisconsin
    to have an Ice fishing contest. No one was allowed to
    accompany them, and they were on their honor to let
    the guy who caught the most fish in five days become

    On the first day they went out in different
    directions. Bush came Back with ten fish. Kerry caught
    none. On the second day, Bush caught Twenty fish and
    again Kerry came back empty handed.

    When Bush brought back 25 fish on day three and Kerry
    still hadn't caught any, Kerry got worried and
    telephoned Edwards for advice. "He's probably
    cheating," suggested the VP hopeful. "I hadn't thought
    of that," said Kerry. "You're probably right. What do
    we do?" Edwards suggested that instead of going
    fishing the next day, Kerry follow Bush to see what he
    was doing. At the end of day 4, Kerry called Edwards
    and told him, "you were right, John, Bush is
    cheating." "What's he doing?" asked Edwards. "He's
    cutting holes in the ice!"

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