Big Fitz
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- Nov 23, 2009
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Gotta get me oneathem apples. Currently I'm getting bombarded with crabapples. No that's not true. More like I'm getting the 'dear god he's not gonna try and CLIMB is he???'I was going to say something about apples not kicking men off ladders... but then saw Cecille's remark. I like that better.
For we 'less than perfect' men who do dare to try to climb up the tree for the best, the result is often mixed.
You also don't have apples mock you even when being sincere and a far better choice for the apple than those hot chunks of eye candy that usually swivel the heads around.
This is true. The apples at the top of the tree have a tendency to smack you down with their branches because you're not cute enough to pick them.
I should point out that when my husband made his "monkey" remark, my teenaged son indignantly pointed out, "Mom's not like that!" To which Joe replied, "No, your mom is one of the apples at the top of the tree who launched herself at my head, forced me to catch her, then stuck herself in my pocket and went home with me."
Man has a point.