Women are like apples on trees.

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    Women are like apples on trees.
    The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

    Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the s**t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
     
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    Good one, Granny Smith !!
     
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    I was expecting something from you like "And they're rotten to the core". Need more coffee?
     
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    I contend that that would be 'Golden Delicious'!
     
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    easy for you to say from whatever branch you're hanging from :lol:
     
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    Still single, right?

    That is the one thing men hate more than any thing else, is the woman who treats him as a fix it project.
     
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    Naw, women are like blue jeans. They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
     
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    Why settle for a man you have to "fix" in the first place? With all the good ones out there waiting to be discovered, I never could understand that.
     
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    Really Nice example..
     
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    You forgot about letting the wine age to develop its flavors and to mellow the tannins before it becomes drinkable to more experienced palates. :lol:
     

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