Women are Better Financial Planners...

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    Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

    One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
    Her natural beauty took his breath away.
    'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, 'but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $65 million.'
    Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

    Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
     
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    That is hilarious! Was her name Gretchen Rossi from the Real Housewives?jk
    It is true, women are better!!
     
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    now see---sometimes being called a bitch is well deserved :lol:
     
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    Of course we are. We have bigger and harder brains.
     
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    I like the ones that use em the best :lol:
     
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    why because the women outsmarted him!!!:eek:
     
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    exactly ! now you're getting the hang of it ! :lol:
     
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    Now if the man had any brains, he would try to seduce the stepmom... Isn't that how it works in those dreaded soap operas?
     
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    She should give it away free to him for the tip about his dad . :lol:
    ungrateful bitch.
     
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    LOLOLO, you don't know how close this hits to home! It's almost scary!


     

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