Wiener Warnings

[chanel]

Given that choking is the leading cause of injury and death in small children -- and food items are the culprits the majority of the time -- the authors of the statement call for regulation and warnings on common choking-risk foods similar to what is already required for toys that pose a similar risk. Those includes mandates for product redesign and the option for a government recall of excessively risky items.

Hot Dog Choking Hazard: Should Wieners Carry a Warning Label for Small Children? - ABC News

Hmmm. Anyone who doesn't know that food needs to be cut up very small for small children, probably isn't able to read a warning label. Just a hunch...

Government recall of food items? Hellooooo food police...

 

[Big Black Dog]

Honest to God, my favorite meal is hot dogs and mac and cheese. If I was on death row and they wanted to know what my last meal should be, this would be my answer. I hope hot dogs don't get a bad rap. They are so good, they should be in their own food group. I love me some hot dogs!

 

[xsited1]

Sounds like a good idea to me. This warning label really saved me one time:

 

[uscitizen]

I warn all my lady friends. But no weiner cutting is allowed.

How many licks does it take to get to the filled center of my tootsie roll?

 

[eagleseven]

Pedophiles already have warning labels, but I suppose cutting them up would eliminate the need...

 

[uscitizen]

Pedo's are a waste of skin.