Wiener Warnings

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    Hot Dog Choking Hazard: Should Wieners Carry a Warning Label for Small Children? - ABC News

    Hmmm. Anyone who doesn't know that food needs to be cut up very small for small children, probably isn't able to read a warning label. Just a hunch... :cuckoo:

    Government recall of food items? Hellooooo food police...
     
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    Honest to God, my favorite meal is hot dogs and mac and cheese. If I was on death row and they wanted to know what my last meal should be, this would be my answer. I hope hot dogs don't get a bad rap. They are so good, they should be in their own food group. I love me some hot dogs!
     
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    Sounds like a good idea to me. This warning label really saved me one time:

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    I warn all my lady friends. But no weiner cutting is allowed.

    How many licks does it take to get to the filled center of my tootsie roll?
     
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    Pedophiles already have warning labels, but I suppose cutting them up would eliminate the need...
     
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