Why isn't there a "comedy" board on USMB?

[MaryL]

I don't know the deep workings on this board. Seems that my memory says they did, or something equivalent. But I know one thing for sure: Woke libtards killed comedy and parody because just about everything they promote is a parody, a mockery of rational human behavior and just contrarian anarchy antithetic bullshit.

 

[1srelluc]

We have one, it's called politics.

 

[MaryL]

I remember when comedy and parody where a real thing. : Laugh-in 1969: You get arch conservative William F. Buckley on such a weirdly liberal yet uber liberal show like NBC's "Laugh in": (Remember when you could kid people and bust chops innocently?)

 

[mamooth]

I don't know the deep workings on this board. Seems that my memory says they did, or something equivalent. But I know one thing for sure: Woke libtards killed comedy and parody

So why do conservatives suck so badly at comedy?

1. Butthurt isn't funny. Conservatives no longer see comedy as something that should be funny. They see it as a way to get revenge for all the imaginary wrongs they've suffered. And that's not funny.

2. Punching down isn't funny. Cruelty isn't funny. And that's what conservative comedy is based on.

3. To be funny, satire has to be based on reality. Because conservatives live in an alternate reality, their satire just looks stupid.

And that's why liberals dominate comedy.

There used to be good conservative comedy. Think of stuff like Jeff Foxworthy, or King of the Hill. Conservatives don't want to see that kind of funny comedy any more, so it's not being made. They only want "comedy" that helps them own the libs.

And as an answer to the surly "You liberals just don't understand comedy ... " replies coming, of course liberals understand conservative comedy, in the same way we understand the comedy of a 3-year-old boy telling toilet jokes. We just wonder why any adult would find either to be a knee-slapper.

 

[Leweman]

Every Dem post is comedy.

 

[Leweman]

So why do conservatives suck so badly at comedy?

1. Butthurt isn't funny. Conservatives no longer see comedy as something that should be funny. They see it as a way to get revenge for all the imaginary wrongs they've suffered. And that's not funny.

2. Punching down isn't funny. Cruelty isn't funny. And that's what conservative comedy is based on.

3. To be funny, satire has to be based on reality. Because conservatives live in an alternate reality, their satire just looks stupid.

And that's why liberals dominate comedy.

There used to be good conservative comedy. Think of stuff like Jeff Foxworthy, or King of the Hill. Conservatives don't want to see that kind of funny comedy any more, so it's not being made. They only want "comedy" that helps them own the libs.

And as an answer to the surly "You liberals just don't understand comedy ... " replies coming, of course liberals understand conservative comedy, in the same way we understand the comedy of a 3-year-old boy telling toilet jokes. We just wonder why any adult would find either to be a knee-slapper.

says person who has never laughed in their life.

 

[mamooth]

says person who has never laughed in their life.

See? Butthurt isn't funny.

 

[jotathought]

So why do conservatives suck so badly at comedy?

1. Butthurt isn't funny. Conservatives no longer see comedy as something that should be funny. They see it as a way to get revenge for all the imaginary wrongs they've suffered. And that's not funny.

2. Punching down isn't funny. Cruelty isn't funny. And that's what conservative comedy is based on.

3. To be funny, satire has to be based on reality. Because conservatives live in an alternate reality, their satire just looks stupid.

And that's why liberals dominate comedy.

There used to be good conservative comedy. Think of stuff like Jeff Foxworthy, or King of the Hill. Conservatives don't want to see that kind of funny comedy any more, so it's not being made. They only want someone to help them own the libs.

And as an answer to the surly "You liberals just don't understand comedy ... " replies coming, of course liberals understand consevative comedy, in the same way we understand the comedy of a 3-year-old boy telling toilet jokes. We just wonder why any adult would find either to be a knee-slapper.

Just not the case .. my favorite comedian is Dave Attell (who I saw last week), yet, it is liberals who end up getting offended or butt hurt anytime they discuss reality -- like making fun of the LGBT group ..

Sam Kinison would have been banned today if he were still performing...

 

[jotathought]

Dave Attell .. best comedian ever ...

 

[Leweman]

See? Butthurt isn't funny.

What problems you have with your butt is your issue. Try some pink.

 

[mamooth]

like making fun of the LGBT group ..

Punching down isn't funny.

Punching _up_ is funny. That's why liberals do it.

 

[toobfreak]

Why isn't there a "comedy" board on USMB?​

Mary, don't you know that is what we have the Leftwing here for?

Besides, what is wrong with the Humor Section?

 

[MaryL]

Wokeness kills everything it touches. Punching/down my sweet bippy.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

A Mamooth, a Zincwarrior and a Jackofnotrades walk into a bar.......

 

[Leweman]

Punching down isn't funny.

Punching _up_ is funny. That's why liberals do it.

What they try to do you mean. Always failing. It is funny though.

 

[MaryL]

Mary, don't you know that is what we have the Leftwing here for?

Besides, what is wrong with the Humor Section?

Humor section.

So why do conservatives suck so badly at comedy?

1. Butthurt isn't funny. Conservatives no longer see comedy as something that should be funny. They see it as a way to get revenge for all the imaginary wrongs they've suffered. And that's not funny.

2. Punching down isn't funny. Cruelty isn't funny. And that's what conservative comedy is based on.

3. To be funny, satire has to be based on reality. Because conservatives live in an alternate reality, their satire just looks stupid.

And that's why liberals dominate comedy.

There used to be good conservative comedy. Think of stuff like Jeff Foxworthy, or King of the Hill. Conservatives don't want to see that kind of funny comedy any more, so it's not being made. They only want "comedy" that helps them own the libs.

And as an answer to the surly "You liberals just don't understand comedy ... " replies coming, of course liberals understand conservative comedy, in the same way we understand the comedy of a 3-year-old boy telling toilet jokes. We just wonder why any adult would find either to be a knee-slapper.

That really went nowhere fast.

 

[White 6]

I don't know the deep workings on this board. Seems that my memory says they did, or something equivalent. But I know one thing for sure: Woke libtards killed comedy and parody because just about everything they promote is a parody, a mockery of rational human behavior and just contrarian anarchy antithetic bullshit.

Have you tried Humor Forum?

Humor

Post your jokes here!

www.usmessageboard.com

 

[DudleySmith]

Just not the case .. my favorite comedian is Dave Attell (who I saw last week), yet, it is liberals who end up getting offended or butt hurt anytime they discuss reality -- like making fun of the LGBT group ..

Sam Kinison would have been banned today if he were still performing...

I'm surprised Don Rickles got airplay in his old age. He had sort of a comeback going when he passed. I got to seem him live in Vegas several times; I had to be accompanied by my parents, though, but the live Vegas shows would make modern Woke snowflake gimps scream and pass out, lol

 

[odanny]

So why do conservatives suck so badly at comedy?

1. Butthurt isn't funny. Conservatives no longer see comedy as something that should be funny. They see it as a way to get revenge for all the imaginary wrongs they've suffered. And that's not funny.

2. Punching down isn't funny. Cruelty isn't funny. And that's what conservative comedy is based on.

3. To be funny, satire has to be based on reality. Because conservatives live in an alternate reality, their satire just looks stupid.

And that's why liberals dominate comedy.

There used to be good conservative comedy. Think of stuff like Jeff Foxworthy, or King of the Hill. Conservatives don't want to see that kind of funny comedy any more, so it's not being made. They only want "comedy" that helps them own the libs.

And as an answer to the surly "You liberals just don't understand comedy ... " replies coming, of course liberals understand conservative comedy, in the same way we understand the comedy of a 3-year-old boy telling toilet jokes. We just wonder why any adult would find either to be a knee-slapper.

Nailed it.

 

[DudleySmith]

A Mamooth, a Zincwarrior and a Jackofnotrades walk into a bar.......

... on the shoulders of a DNC parrot .....