Why is Heaven so desirable to so many...

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

...and not Valhalla?

Do you get to fuck, feast, fight, and drink in heaven? What a shitty destination.

Let's start a war with Mexico and win, or die and go to Valhalla, shall we?

 

[Wry Catcher]

To answer the question, those who seek an after life in heaven want to get everything free. A good example is a member of Congress who goes to work, maybe 6 months out of he year, and the rest of the time spends half of it begging for donations so that he can win the next election.

 

[ABikerSailor]

...and not Valhalla?

Do you get to fuck, feast, fight, and drink in heaven? What a shitty destination.

Let's start a war with Mexico and win, or die and go to Valhalla, shall we?

Well, if you want to go to Valhalla, be my guest. Me? I'm picking a better place known as Fiddler's Green, which is heaven for Sailors. And, they have creeks and ponds of beer, and lots of marijuana.

There are dancing girls there as well.

 

[Rambunctious]

There are answers in Heaven...and I have a bunch of questions.....

 

[Wry Catcher]

There are answers in Heaven...and I have a bunch of questions.....

Well, given your record of posts, I suspect you'll only get one, and this is the one:

Q. Why did you put me on the down elevator!

 

[irosie91]

long long ago-----I read the WHOLE DIVINE COMEDY by Dante. I was in the ninth grade.
My teacher (social studies) was ENDLESSLY
impressed. In my critique of that "NOBLE
WORK" I did comment something like----
PARADISO did not seem particularly INVITING to me------more like DAMNED DULL

 

[Auld Phart]

I'm in no hurry to see any of them

 

[Rambunctious]

Well, given your record of posts, I suspect you'll only get one, and this is the one:

Q. Why did you put me on the down elevator!

You don't go to hell because of posts...but you may go to hell if you favor taking money from hard working souls and giving it to lazy bums for votes....

 

[aaronleland]

There are answers in Heaven...and I have a bunch of questions.....

How many questions can there possibly be?

"What's the meaning of life?"

* you get your answer*

"Oh... So where are the bitches at?"

 

[aaronleland]

Well, given your record of posts, I suspect you'll only get one, and this is the one:

Q. Why did you put me on the down elevator!

You don't go to hell because of posts...but you may go to hell if you favor taking money from hard working souls and giving it to lazy bums for votes....

I'm not sure either of those things are burn in an eternal lake of fire worthy. I could be wrong.

 

[Wry Catcher]

long long ago-----I read the WHOLE DIVINE COMEDY by Dante. I was in the ninth grade.
My teacher (social studies) was ENDLESSLY
impressed. In my critique of that "NOBLE
WORK" I did comment something like----
PARADISO did not seem particularly INVITING to me------more like DAMNED DULL

Were you not in the 9th grade, but stuck in the 4th Ring of the 9th circle waiting for Virgil while day-dreaming in class?

BTW, in little cartoon character I posted, the smart ass was directed at me, not you. That someone could read this classic without falling asleep is amazing.

 

[Wry Catcher]

Well, given your record of posts, I suspect you'll only get one, and this is the one:

Q. Why did you put me on the down elevator!

You don't go to hell because of posts...but you may go to hell if you favor taking money from hard working souls and giving it to lazy bums for votes....

Jesus went to hell? Wow, who woulda known.

 

[Rambunctious]

Jesus went to hell? Wow, who woulda known.

Jesus never stole from one to give to another...

 

[irosie91]

I was CERTAINLY daydreaming thruout my "education"------but fouth circle???? nope

 

[PK1]

“Why is Heaven so desirable to so many“?
—————

Because their fantasy provides hope to overcome their intellectual misery, much like a thirsty, near-death person in a desert “sees” a mirage.

 

[Wry Catcher]

Jesus went to hell? Wow, who woulda known.

Jesus never stole from one to give to another...

Jesus and the Money Changers (John 2:13-16)

 

[Crepitus]

There are answers in Heaven...and I have a bunch of questions.....

How many questions can there possibly be?

"What's the meaning of life?"

* you get your answer*

"Oh... So where are the bitches at?"

42

 

[Wry Catcher]

I was CERTAINLY daydreaming thruout my "education"------but fouth circle???? nope

Me too.

 

[Marion Morrison]

...and not Valhalla?

Do you get to fuck, feast, fight, and drink in heaven? What a shitty destination.

Let's start a war with Mexico and win, or die and go to Valhalla, shall we?

I'll choose where the actual Creator of all has made and deal with it.

There is no Valhalla. There is only heaven.

From what I gather, there is no sex either

 

[Rambunctious]

Jesus went to hell? Wow, who woulda known.

Jesus never stole from one to give to another...

Jesus and the Money Changers (John 2:13-16)

Nice try
The the cleansing of the temple had nothing to do with taxing one and giving it to another....try again....