Who will marry Pale Rider?

[Big Black Dog]

Who will step up and marry Pale Rider? He needs some misery, I mean direction and companionship, in his life. Also some one to do the wifely duties for him - you know:

W - wash
I - iron
F - &*%$
E - etc.

If we can get him married off before January 1st, he gets an extra deduction on his taxes.

 

[xotoxi]

Who will step up and marry Pale Rider? He needs some misery, I mean direction and companionship, in his life. Also some one to do the wifely duties for him - you know:

W - wash
I - iron
F - &*%$
E - etc.

If we can get him married off before January 1st, he gets an extra deduction on his taxes.

I nominate Dis.

1. They both live in Wisconsin.
2. PR has "pale" in his name and Dis has pale skin.
3. At least one of them would do the wifely duties (not Dis).