Zone1 Who were the most woke characters in the Bible?

[Votto]

Lucifer - He rebelled against the original patriarch and liberated himself. The original woke hero!

Eve - Lucifer's first student, she founded the women's liberation movement. Ain't no one gonna tell her what to do! You go, girl!

Pharaoh of Egypt - He set up hundreds of compassionate reproductive healthcare facilities in urban Hebrew areas to help them take care of their firstborns.

Onan - Pioneered birth control. We'll leave it at that. Go ask your parents.

Jezebel - She hunted down crazy prophets who were spreading a ton of fake news.

Pharisees - They pioneered the enforcement of strict social distancing laws. Way to go, guys!

The robbers who beat up the traveler in the story of the good Samaritan - They were just protesting their oppression. We applaud their bravery.

The prodigal son - At least until he chickened out and came back to his overbearing dad.

The Antichrist - A dedicated globalist hero who pioneers tracking technology for everyone's safety.

The harlot riding the beast - Refused to be slut-shamed. Slay queen!

 

[rightwinger]

Jesus by far

 

[Cougarbear]

Jesus by far

Define "Woke?

 

[Cougarbear]

Lucifer - He rebelled against the original patriarch and liberated himself. The original woke hero!

Eve - Lucifer's first student, she founded the women's liberation movement. Ain't no one gonna tell her what to do! You go, girl!

Pharaoh of Egypt - He set up hundreds of compassionate reproductive healthcare facilities in urban Hebrew areas to help them take care of their firstborns.

Onan - Pioneered birth control. We'll leave it at that. Go ask your parents.

Jezebel - She hunted down crazy prophets who were spreading a ton of fake news.

Pharisees - They pioneered the enforcement of strict social distancing laws. Way to go, guys!

The robbers who beat up the traveler in the story of the good Samaritan - They were just protesting their oppression. We applaud their bravery.

The prodigal son - At least until he chickened out and came back to his overbearing dad.

The Antichrist - A dedicated globalist hero who pioneers tracking technology for everyone's safety.

The harlot riding the beast - Refused to be slut-shamed. Slay queen!

Define "Woke?"

 

[rightwinger]

Define "Woke?

woke​

1 of 2

adjective​

ˈwōk

woker; wokest
Synonyms of woke
chiefly US slang
1
a
: aware of and actively attentive to important societal facts and issues (especially issues of racial and social justice)



Sounds like Jesus

 

[Votto]

Define "Woke?

Leftist

 

[Cougarbear]

woke​

1 of 2

adjective​

ˈwōk

woker; wokest
Synonyms of woke
chiefly US slang
1
a
: aware of and actively attentive to important societal facts and issues (especially issues of racial and social justice)



Sounds like Jesus

Jesus never spoke about race. And, he was not a social justice person either. Far from it. He was a capitalist with the concept of a welfare net for the poor and the needy. Much like Norway and places like that. In no way was he Marxist like Russia and China. Nor was he violent like BLM, Antifa, Democrat warmongering party, Russia, China...

 

[rightwinger]

Jesus never spoke about race. And, he was not a social justice person either. Far from it. He was a capitalist with the concept of a welfare net for the poor and the needy. Much like Norway and places like that. In no way was he Marxist like Russia and China. Nor was he violent like BLM, Antifa, Democrat warmongering party, Russia, China...

You know so little about our Lord

 

[Cougarbear]

You know so little about our Lord

It’s you that doesn’t know what social justice is. You also cannot point to one scripture that the Lord said one word about racism. Go ahead, find one.

 

[otto105]

Lucifer - He rebelled against the original patriarch and liberated himself. The original woke hero!

Eve - Lucifer's first student, she founded the women's liberation movement. Ain't no one gonna tell her what to do! You go, girl!

Pharaoh of Egypt - He set up hundreds of compassionate reproductive healthcare facilities in urban Hebrew areas to help them take care of their firstborns.

Onan - Pioneered birth control. We'll leave it at that. Go ask your parents.

Jezebel - She hunted down crazy prophets who were spreading a ton of fake news.

Pharisees - They pioneered the enforcement of strict social distancing laws. Way to go, guys!

The robbers who beat up the traveler in the story of the good Samaritan - They were just protesting their oppression. We applaud their bravery.

The prodigal son - At least until he chickened out and came back to his overbearing dad.

The Antichrist - A dedicated globalist hero who pioneers tracking technology for everyone's safety.

The harlot riding the beast - Refused to be slut-shamed. Slay queen!

Geezsus

Didn’t charge for speeches and fed people for free.

 

[Cougarbear]

Geezsus

Didn’t charge for speeches and fed people for free.

Why is this woke? I think back in those days it was expected to feed people at your events.

 

[rightwinger]

It’s you that doesn’t know what social justice is. You also cannot point to one scripture that the Lord said one word about racism. Go ahead, find one.

You think Jesus did not fight for social Justice?

 

[Cougarbear]

You think Jesus did not fight for social Justice?

Not by the true definition of social justice. He was not for Marxism, socialism, communism or fascism. Social justice today is one or more of those things. He had nothing to do with the Roman government. He never said to give to the secular government all you have and then let Cesar distribute equally. His message was to each individual what their responsibility is to the poor and the needy after paying tithing.

 

[rightwinger]

Not by the true definition of social justice. He was not for Marxism, socialism, communism or fascism. Social justice today is one or more of those things. He had nothing to do with the Roman government. He never said to give to the secular government all you have and then let Cesar distribute equally. His message was to each individual what their responsibility is to the poor and the needy after paying tithing.

You ARE freaking stupid

Jesus fought for the social Justice of his day……..the poor, Jews, Lepers……any social outcast

No, he was not concerned with Communism

 

[otto105]

Not by the true definition of social justice. He was not for Marxism, socialism, communism or fascism. Social justice today is one or more of those things. He had nothing to do with the Roman government. He never said to give to the secular government all you have and then let Cesar distribute equally. His message was to each individual what their responsibility is to the poor and the needy after paying tithing.

Hilarious

 

[otto105]

Not by the true definition of social justice. He was not for Marxism, socialism, communism or fascism. Social justice today is one or more of those things. He had nothing to do with the Roman government. He never said to give to the secular government all you have and then let Cesar distribute equally. His message was to each individual what their responsibility is to the poor and the needy after paying tithing.

What did your personal Geezsus teach about your neighbor?

To build a wall?

Take care of yourself first and only help if some small coins are left after tithing?

Stone his gay child?

 

[rightwinger]

What did your personal Geezsus teach about your neighbor?

Yell at the poor to Get a Job
Refuse to feed the poor…it will make them dependent
Tell the sick to get their own damn insurance

 

[Cougarbear]

You ARE freaking stupid

Jesus fought for the social Justice of his day……..the poor, Jews, Lepers……any social outcast

No, he was not concerned with Communism

That's not social justice as defined by liberals today. Many of you liberals like Methodists like to claim Jesus was for what liberals think of social justice today. He was not.

 

[Cougarbear]

Hilarious

Tell him that...

 

[Cougarbear]

What did your personal Geezsus teach about your neighbor?

To build a wall?

Take care of yourself first and only help if some small coins are left after tithing?

Stone his gay child?

Love our neighbor. Building a wall has nothing to do with that. Building a wall between the U.S. and Mexico isn't to keep good people out. It's to keep bad people out. Drugs out. Those things that will hurt our neighbors.

Yes! take care of ourselves. Be self-sufficient and self-reliant. When has a poor person given someone a job or paid for their housing, health needs and so on? Those with jobs paying their taxes are the ones the government should be taking their money and giving to the poor. Not to themselves like Democrats do. Will a man rob God? Yet, he robs God by not paying tithing and offerings to the poor.

No one in our Church says to stone a gay child. That's a stupid thing to say. You should be ashamed of yourself.