When do you know you're a Democrat? 1. When you believe that we can change the climate by driving a Prius. 2. When you think that the rich are greedy, evil and should take care of the poor. 3. When you look at Obama with glazed eyes and no matter what he does, you think it's devine. 4. When you're sitting on the fence looking like a crow with your mouth open waiting for your welfare check. 5. You know you're a Democrat when you want government to keep taxing the businesses to a point were they move out of the country. You lose your job and you can't figure out why. 6. You know you're a Democrat when morals are not important to you and anything goes. 7. You're a Democrat when you support partial birth abortion but willing to let murderers go free. 8. You're a Democrat when you believe that America is broken and you want to trash the Constitution and become a socialist country like Europe. 9 You're a Democrat when you blame everything on Bush. You're compelled to use his name more than once in a sentence. 10. You're a Democrat when your news source is MSNBC, NBC, CBS, ABC, NPR, PBS... NY Times ....Huffington Post....move on dot.org....many more. 11. If you are Black (ok...African American) and you are gay......most likely you are a Democrat.