When do you know you're a Democrat?

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  1. Brn2bfree
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    When do you know you're a Democrat?

    1. When you believe that we can change the climate by driving a Prius.

    2. When you think that the rich are greedy, evil and should take care of the poor.

    3. When you look at Obama with glazed eyes and no matter what he does, you think it's devine.

    4. When you're sitting on the fence looking like a crow with your mouth open waiting for your welfare check.

    5. You know you're a Democrat when you want government to keep taxing the businesses to a point were they move out of the country. You lose your job and you can't figure out why.

    6. You know you're a Democrat when morals are not important to you and anything goes.

    7. You're a Democrat when you support partial birth abortion but willing to let murderers go free.

    8. You're a Democrat when you believe that America is broken and you want to trash the Constitution and become a socialist country like Europe.

    9 You're a Democrat when you blame everything on Bush. You're compelled to use his name more than once in a sentence.

    10. You're a Democrat when your news source is MSNBC, NBC, CBS, ABC, NPR, PBS... NY Times ....Huffington Post....move on dot.org....many more.

    11. If you are Black (ok...African American) and you are gay......most likely you are a Democrat.
     
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    Sums it up pretty good
     
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    -while flying around in private jets...

    while bragging about making more money that copnservative republicans- yet giving more to charity and cheating on your taxes
    and bush serves and satan within this new cult
    Unless someone else has moral standards and fails to live up to their own high expectations
     
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    It doesn't take all that to know you're a democrat...

    It's this simple....You're a democrat and you know it when you vote for the nightmare known as Obama because he's the democrat on the ticket and then spend all of your time and energy that is needed to defend your pathetic excuse for a president.
     
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    The OP mis-characterizes the typical Democrat voter horribly. What he's described there is Obamaphiles, mindless drones who drink and regurgitate the kool-aid faithfully, for it is faith they have, in the cult they have joined and in the Cult Leader.

    This is only 10-15% of Democrat voters. MOST people who vote Dem aren't mindless drones. Most of them are born Dem, have been Dem all their life, and pretty much vote Dem by rote because their parents did, their grandparents did, and their great-grandparents did.

    The Democrat Party is easily 100 years older than the GOP. So you have alot of "legacies" in the Dem party population. But MOST of them aren't the mindless robot the OP describes, he paints with far too broad of a brush.
     
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    Shouldn't this be in Humor?
     
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    You know your a democrat when you realize you can think for yourself instead of regurgitating what you hear on talk radio
     
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    It could be but since most of the contributors are morons and retarded it would be in bad taste.
     
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    YAWN....got any more educated descriptions for those of us who don't listen to Rush?

    I get that you don't like him...and that's fine. But just because you don't like him, doesn't mean that everyone who doesn't subscribe to your blind ambitions to save the world with peace, love and community planning, is a Rush listener or a Fox News viewer.


    I've been thinking for myself since I was old enough to decide whether I wanted regular milk or chocolate milk. And even then, there were times that I wished I had made a different choice after I had taken a sip of which ever one I elected to have at the time.

    Aren't you getting tired of blaming your hatred for other's right to an opinion on a radio?
     
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    You contribute here quite abit Huggy...so I take it you're suffering from a very low self image. Talk about humor....the irony is hilarious.

    You might think about being more careful in how you sling your insults so that you don't end up putting yourself in the line of your own fire.
     
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