What well known person does everyone say you look like?

[ChrisL]

I'm short on time because of work, I have to make stuff that is quick and easy! Canned corn it is! Also, some ribs that come in a package which are already cooked and have a delicious sauce with them (15 minutes to cook them in the oven) and some rice that I cooked in chicken broth and a little garlic. And that's dinner!

I know it sounds gross, but the ribs are actually very good. You would be surprised at how good they are. I do like to make home cooked meals but I just don't have much time lately.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Yup, Will and Grace. So remember, half the boobs you think are big, are probably not really big. Deception.

That just reminded me...I had a girlfriend that could do that but from a different area and it hit me in the face......and I thought "Well, this is interesting...let's see where this takes us"...later I told her (as we were snuggling) I said "I didn't know you had that talent" and she said "You never asked and I doubted that you could ever take me there...so what would be the point?"....then she gave me a condescending " you're such a goooood boy" and squeezed my cheeks as if to placate me.......how in the fuck do you digest that bit of info?...I didn't know whether to feel insulted or a feeling of accomplishment....love confuses and perplexes me....I must go now.

How do you know she didn't pee on you?

It wasn't a stream......this stuff was projectile like and very concentrated and it had an extremely sweet taste to it and her body was convulsing....usually when a girl pisses on me due boredom or a full bladder? It doesn't do that....it just kind of leaks out and she is usually asleep by that time....I ain't very good....

Oh for...

 

[iamwhatiseem]

I'm short on time because of work, I have to make stuff that is quick and easy! Canned corn it is! Also, some ribs that come in a package which are already cooked and have a delicious sauce with them (15 minutes to cook them in the oven) and some rice that I cooked in chicken broth and a little garlic. And that's dinner!

I know it sounds gross, but the ribs are actually very good. You would be surprised at how good they are. I do like to make home cooked meals but I just don't have much time lately.

Jasmine rice at least?

 

[ChrisL]

Yup, Will and Grace. So remember, half the boobs you think are big, are probably not really big. Deception.

That just reminded me...I had a girlfriend that could do that but from a different area and it hit me in the face......and I thought "Well, this is interesting...let's see where this takes us"...later I told her (as we were snuggling) I said "I didn't know you had that talent" and she said "You never asked and I doubted that you could ever take me there...so what would be the point?"....then she gave me a condescending " you're such a goooood boy" and squeezed my cheeks as if to placate me.......how in the fuck do you digest that bit of info?...I didn't know whether to feel insulted or a feeling of accomplishment....love confuses and perplexes me....I must go now.

How do you know she didn't pee on you?

It wasn't a stream......this stuff was projectile like and very concentrated and it had an extremely sweet taste to it and her body was convulsing....usually when a girl pisses on me due boredom or a full bladder? It doesn't do that....it just kind of leaks out and she is usually asleep by that time....I ain't very good....

I thought only guys squirted. That's never happened to me before! Lol. Weird and kind of gross.

 

[ZackB]

And that's just sad.....just saaad....(doing my best Ross Perot/ Dana Carvey doing his Ross Perot impression)

it's hard to take a selfie of your butt, I need one of those selfie poles I think...

Someone else took a picture of my butt! It was a guy I was dating. He loved my arse. Lol.

What the fuck is an "arse"?

Are you stupid too?

Leave it to a troll to disrupt some good natured flirting....guess that is my cue to get gather up the sheep and get the flock out of here......gotta get up in 5 hours and head to the salt mine....

Flirting? You must be a homo because Chris looks like a dude.

 

[ChrisL]

I'm short on time because of work, I have to make stuff that is quick and easy! Canned corn it is! Also, some ribs that come in a package which are already cooked and have a delicious sauce with them (15 minutes to cook them in the oven) and some rice that I cooked in chicken broth and a little garlic. And that's dinner!

I know it sounds gross, but the ribs are actually very good. You would be surprised at how good they are. I do like to make home cooked meals but I just don't have much time lately.

Jasmine rice at least?

No, just regular long grain white rice.

 

[ZackB]

I'm short on time because of work, I have to make stuff that is quick and easy! Canned corn it is! Also, some ribs that come in a package which are already cooked and have a delicious sauce with them (15 minutes to cook them in the oven) and some rice that I cooked in chicken broth and a little garlic. And that's dinner!

I know it sounds gross, but the ribs are actually very good. You would be surprised at how good they are. I do like to make home cooked meals but I just don't have much time lately.

God, no wonder you are still single!

 

[ChrisL]

it's hard to take a selfie of your butt, I need one of those selfie poles I think...

Someone else took a picture of my butt! It was a guy I was dating. He loved my arse. Lol.

What the fuck is an "arse"?

Are you stupid too?

Leave it to a troll to disrupt some good natured flirting....guess that is my cue to get gather up the sheep and get the flock out of here......gotta get up in 5 hours and head to the salt mine....

Flirting? You must be a homo because Chris looks like a dude.

Get lost, fag.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

I'm short on time because of work, I have to make stuff that is quick and easy! Canned corn it is! Also, some ribs that come in a package which are already cooked and have a delicious sauce with them (15 minutes to cook them in the oven) and some rice that I cooked in chicken broth and a little garlic. And that's dinner!

I know it sounds gross, but the ribs are actually very good. You would be surprised at how good they are. I do like to make home cooked meals but I just don't have much time lately.

Jasmine rice at least?

No, just regular long grain white rice.

Alright..I am in my car going to airport now! Bringing knives and pans!!

 

[ChrisL]

I'm short on time because of work, I have to make stuff that is quick and easy! Canned corn it is! Also, some ribs that come in a package which are already cooked and have a delicious sauce with them (15 minutes to cook them in the oven) and some rice that I cooked in chicken broth and a little garlic. And that's dinner!

I know it sounds gross, but the ribs are actually very good. You would be surprised at how good they are. I do like to make home cooked meals but I just don't have much time lately.

God, no wonder you are still single!

Why do you keep addressing me? Can't you take a hint? I'm not interested in you, weirdo. Bonzi likes you. Go talk to her, fag!

 

[ZackB]

Someone else took a picture of my butt! It was a guy I was dating. He loved my arse. Lol.

What the fuck is an "arse"?

Are you stupid too?

Leave it to a troll to disrupt some good natured flirting....guess that is my cue to get gather up the sheep and get the flock out of here......gotta get up in 5 hours and head to the salt mine....

Flirting? You must be a homo because Chris looks like a dude.

Get lost, fag.

It's true.

 

[ZackB]

I'm short on time because of work, I have to make stuff that is quick and easy! Canned corn it is! Also, some ribs that come in a package which are already cooked and have a delicious sauce with them (15 minutes to cook them in the oven) and some rice that I cooked in chicken broth and a little garlic. And that's dinner!

I know it sounds gross, but the ribs are actually very good. You would be surprised at how good they are. I do like to make home cooked meals but I just don't have much time lately.

God, no wonder you are still single!

Why do you keep addressing me? Can't you take a hint? I'm not interested in you, weirdo. Bonzi likes you. Go talk to her, fag!

You are getting out of line with me, Chrissy poo. You know you have no self control; you respond at a 3:1 ratio. That is pure harassment.

I am documenting everyone of your responses. If I feel like it, I may even get you banned.

 

[ChrisL]

What the fuck is an "arse"?

Are you stupid too?

Leave it to a troll to disrupt some good natured flirting....guess that is my cue to get gather up the sheep and get the flock out of here......gotta get up in 5 hours and head to the salt mine....

Flirting? You must be a homo because Chris looks like a dude.

Get lost, fag.

It's true.

What's true? That you're a fag? I know. Don't you even work or have a job, loser?

Now, like I've told you a million times, get lost and don't bother me with your retardedness.

 

[ChrisL]

I'm short on time because of work, I have to make stuff that is quick and easy! Canned corn it is! Also, some ribs that come in a package which are already cooked and have a delicious sauce with them (15 minutes to cook them in the oven) and some rice that I cooked in chicken broth and a little garlic. And that's dinner!

I know it sounds gross, but the ribs are actually very good. You would be surprised at how good they are. I do like to make home cooked meals but I just don't have much time lately.

God, no wonder you are still single!

Why do you keep addressing me? Can't you take a hint? I'm not interested in you, weirdo. Bonzi likes you. Go talk to her, fag!

You are getting out of line with me, Chrissy poo. You know you have no self control; you respond at a 3:1 ratio. That is pure harassment.

I am documenting everyone of your responses. If I feel like it, I may even get you banned.

Get lost, fag. Go bother somebody else. I'm NOT interested in you! Take the hint, loser. Get a job too.

 

[ZackB]

Are you stupid too?

Leave it to a troll to disrupt some good natured flirting....guess that is my cue to get gather up the sheep and get the flock out of here......gotta get up in 5 hours and head to the salt mine....

Flirting? You must be a homo because Chris looks like a dude.

Get lost, fag.

It's true.

What's true? That you're a fag? I know. Don't you even work or have a job, loser?

Now, like I've told you a million times, get lost and don't bother me with your retardedness.

You are being WAY out of line. I have not been derogatory about you in any way.

 

[ChrisL]

Leave it to a troll to disrupt some good natured flirting....guess that is my cue to get gather up the sheep and get the flock out of here......gotta get up in 5 hours and head to the salt mine....

Flirting? You must be a homo because Chris looks like a dude.

Get lost, fag.

It's true.

What's true? That you're a fag? I know. Don't you even work or have a job, loser?

Now, like I've told you a million times, get lost and don't bother me with your retardedness.

You are being WAY out of line. I have not been derogatory about you in any way.

Fuck off, loser. I don't want you talking to me. I think you're a disgusting tard.

 

[ZackB]

I'm short on time because of work, I have to make stuff that is quick and easy! Canned corn it is! Also, some ribs that come in a package which are already cooked and have a delicious sauce with them (15 minutes to cook them in the oven) and some rice that I cooked in chicken broth and a little garlic. And that's dinner!

I know it sounds gross, but the ribs are actually very good. You would be surprised at how good they are. I do like to make home cooked meals but I just don't have much time lately.

God, no wonder you are still single!

Why do you keep addressing me? Can't you take a hint? I'm not interested in you, weirdo. Bonzi likes you. Go talk to her, fag!

You are getting out of line with me, Chrissy poo. You know you have no self control; you respond at a 3:1 ratio. That is pure harassment.

I am documenting everyone of your responses. If I feel like it, I may even get you banned.

Get lost, fag. Go bother somebody else. I'm NOT interested in you! Take the hint, loser. Get a job too.

Then stop talking to me, you nitwit.

 

[ChrisL]

I'm short on time because of work, I have to make stuff that is quick and easy! Canned corn it is! Also, some ribs that come in a package which are already cooked and have a delicious sauce with them (15 minutes to cook them in the oven) and some rice that I cooked in chicken broth and a little garlic. And that's dinner!

I know it sounds gross, but the ribs are actually very good. You would be surprised at how good they are. I do like to make home cooked meals but I just don't have much time lately.

God, no wonder you are still single!

Why do you keep addressing me? Can't you take a hint? I'm not interested in you, weirdo. Bonzi likes you. Go talk to her, fag!

You are getting out of line with me, Chrissy poo. You know you have no self control; you respond at a 3:1 ratio. That is pure harassment.

I am documenting everyone of your responses. If I feel like it, I may even get you banned.

Get lost, fag. Go bother somebody else. I'm NOT interested in you! Take the hint, loser. Get a job too.

Then stop talking to me, you nitwit.

Get out of this thread. Nobody wants you posting here or anywhere. You fucking weird freak!

 

[ZackB]

Flirting? You must be a homo because Chris looks like a dude.

Get lost, fag.

It's true.

What's true? That you're a fag? I know. Don't you even work or have a job, loser?

Now, like I've told you a million times, get lost and don't bother me with your retardedness.

You are being WAY out of line. I have not been derogatory about you in any way.

Fuck off, loser. I don't want you talking to me. I think you're a disgusting tard.

Your ridiculous responses are an implicit invitation for me to respond (talk) to you.

 

[ChrisL]

Get lost, fag.

It's true.

What's true? That you're a fag? I know. Don't you even work or have a job, loser?

Now, like I've told you a million times, get lost and don't bother me with your retardedness.

You are being WAY out of line. I have not been derogatory about you in any way.

Fuck off, loser. I don't want you talking to me. I think you're a disgusting tard.

Your ridiculous responses are an implicit invitation for me to respond (talk) to you.

Umm, no they aren't. You are just retarded.