What PMS REALLY means

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    What PMS REALLY means...

    1.Pass My Shotgun

    2. Psychotic Mood Shift

    3. Perpetual Munching Spree

    4. Puffy Mid- Section

    5. People Make me Sick

    6. Provide Me with Sweets

    7. Pardon My Sobbing

    8. Pimples May Surface

    9. Pass My Sweatpants

    10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

    11. Plainly; Men Suck

    12. Pack My Stuff

    ...and my favorite one...

    13. Potential Murder Suspect
     
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    Q. Do you know why it's called PMS?




    A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken!
     
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    A friend sent me this to me a few weeks ago. The funny part is, I remember reading it with a sarcastic tone last time....I wonder why :D
     
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    Oh yeah! that about sums it up! :D
     

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