What do you expect for ten bucks!
That's more than three bucks a minute! I think you owe me change.
McSmack ... I'm lovin' it!
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What do you expect for ten bucks!
That's more than three bucks a minute! I think you owe me change.
McSmack ... I'm lovin' it!
What do you expect for ten bucks!
That's more than three bucks a minute! I think you owe me change.
Well, you did say your egg timer was broken. I was just trying to help!
That's more than three bucks a minute! I think you owe me change.
Well, you did say your egg timer was broken. I was just trying to help!
But I like three minute eggs, not two and a half.
Well, you did say your egg timer was broken. I was just trying to help!
But I like three minute eggs, not two and a half.
I know. But that hairy chest of yours was just too much!
But I like three minute eggs, not two and a half.
I know. But that hairy chest of yours was just too much!
I just about sprayed coffee across the room. Nice one. You da ho!
I know. But that hairy chest of yours was just too much!
I just about sprayed coffee across the room. Nice one. You da ho!
Would you like me to come and clean it up.......again. *sigh*
I just about sprayed coffee across the room. Nice one. You da ho!
Would you like me to come and clean it up.......again. *sigh*
Only if you make me breakfast after.
Would you like me to come and clean it up.......again. *sigh*
Only if you make me breakfast after.
OK. But the eggs will be hard boiled!
The worst thing I have ever done was to break a guys arm with intent and malice.
OK... I'll give ya a little taste... back when I lived in Vegas a friend of mine and I came home to our apartment late at night, early in the morning, take your pick, all liquored up from the all night bars in Vegas, and I was driving around the street in front of my apartments and then through the back parking lot and back around the front street again like I was in the Daytona 500, all while my friend was hanging out the passenger window shooting everything in sight with a Co2 powered BB gun pistol. I finally came in to park in a four wheel drift, jumped the parking block and sent about a foot and half of the front of my 1974 Pontiac, Grand Prix through the wall into her bedroom knocking her out of bed. After realizing I couldn't park my car like that, I backed out, drove around the block, stopped and wiped the dust off the front of the car and came back and parked in front of my apartment right next to hers but in front.
Long story short, some little kid had witnessed the whole thing but when the cops showed up vowed it was a different car. I flipped the kid a $20 and made his day. Turns out he was a Dukes of Hazard fan and loved the whole thing. "That was COOOL" he'd said with a huge smile.
A few decades ago we all decided to go cliff jumping into a local lake. One wuss said he couldn't swim so couldn't do it.
I asked why he couldn't swim and he said his dad never taught him 'cuz he couldn't either.
That's about the time my foot went into his abdomen, a roll back, and off he went. Cowboy boots and all ! 35 feet or so to the water.
Guess what ? He could swim after all !
Poor guy.