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  1. Coloradomtnman
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    Coloradomtnman Rational and proud of it.

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    There was something to these conspiracy theories? I mean, a lot of people it seems buy into these crazy ideas about the government being behind 911, aliens, the government's staged attack on Pearl Harbor, Obama not being a US citizen, 2012, etc. etc.

    Wouldn't that be fucked up?!

    I'd feel like an idiot for thinking these people were fools. And then I'd move to some remote Montana cabin and shoot anybody who came near for fear they were FBI agents or aliens. I'd make a really nice aluminum foil helmet though, none of those stupid conical dunce caps, mine would like slick. Maybe I'd have one that was a aluminum foil baseball cap and one that was a sombrero for really sunny days (cause who knows what the sun's rays will do to me since conspiracy theories could be credible!).

    Then I would get drunk until Dec. 12, 2012. And on that day I'd send a radio broadcast to God asking him to hurry up with the whole Rapture thing and why is He waiting till the last second anyway.

    What would you do?
     
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    Phoenix fideli certa merces

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    Mine would be like this:
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    Yes, I know - stereotypical and not very imaginative.

    But inside the hat, it would have a giant Hershey kiss. :eusa_drool:
     
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    Hi Colorado:

    Colorado has his head buried in the sand (like this) and will keep his head buried in the sand (like this) no matter what anyone says. Period. Take a good look at this picture and tell everyone what you see:

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    Go ahead an give us your honest opinion about what appears in this Official Govt Photograph. I have shown everyone here the evidence (my Flight 93 thread) that this little hole was created in this empty field 'before' these 9/11 attacks (4/20/1994 photograph), but you believe whatever Senor Bushie says; because that is what lemmings do . . .

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    Tell us in your own words what appears in this picture of the West Wedge Wall of the Pentagon on 9/11 'before' the roof collapses at 10:15 AM (my thread).

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    This is another picture of where 'you' want to believe a real 100-ton Jetliner crashed going 530 miles per cotton-picking hour 'and' then you have the gall to come out here and intimate that the Govt is NOT behind these 9/11 attacks.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD06SAf0p9A]WTC 7 Collapse[/ame]

    Go ahead and click on the 9-second video of WTC-7 collapsing CD-style into its own footprint in 6.6 seconds (my thread) where this . . .

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    . . . was transformed into this . . .

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    . . . neat little pile. Look at the buildings 'around' the little pile and tell us how a real 47-story skyscraper burns down to create this evidence. And you want to sit there with your head up your - i mean - your head in the sand and pretend that someone other than people inside our Federal Government planned and carried out these attacks . . .

    You have no problem thinking these people are fools today 'and' that thinking will not change for Colorado, until it is much too late. My thread on how to prepare for the coming Collapse is here, but most of you will go back to sleep . . .

    GL,

    Terral
     
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    Ya go ahead and tell us how MONTHS of work were accomplished in just 8 hours and with no one the wiser?
     
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    People believe in unified conspiracy theories because they trulywant to believe that humankind can't possible screw things up as badly as they do.

    Believing that the MASONS or ALIENS (or whatever) are an evil cabal pulling every string helps us to feel better about mankind.

    I mean there ARE conspiracies, of course, (alway have been, and always will be) but none have power to the extent that some people seem to think they do.

    It's almost a shame that there isn't an overarching world-wide conspiracy grand , really.

    At least then we'd know that the adults were in charge.
     
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    With all of the red tape and incompetence in any large government, it is hard enough to get simple things accomplished and these conspiracy nuts think they could pull off a grand plan like this without a single hitch and without any one of the many thousands of people spilling the beans??? Pure nonsense.
     
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    If the government was behind it, why would they do a perfect textbook demolition to arouse the suspicion of morons like you? Wouldn't it have been easier to make it fall in a random manner to make it look like the terrorists did it? THINK about your arguments before you speak.
     
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    Terral,

    EPIC FAIL.

    I have a friend that saw the plane that hit the Pentagon 3 seconds before it happened.

    He was in Seven Corners, getting into his car. He heard a plane that sounded too low and looked up at it. What he saw was a plane a few hundred feet off the ground, or less. There were some people who had pulled the shades on the windows up and he saw their faces, that's how low they were at that point. It isn't something that he likes to talk about much less remember and he nightmares for weeks afterward.

    So, play out you little masturbatory fantasy, but just know that you are absolutely and 100% wrong.
     
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    Hi Tech:

    OIC. So, Tech has a friend . . . Wonderful. Where are the pictures of a crashed 100-ton Jetliner? Oh, you have none . . .

    What gave Tech the idea that I have "IDIOT" plastered across my forehead? None of your BS 'talk' means anything at all. ZERO. If you want to 'claim' that a real 100-ton Jetliner crashed ANYWHERE, then by all means show us your evidence.

    The pictures I have already posted above (with links) say that never happened. Somebody came along and moved his mouth :)eusa_whistle:) and the Tech :)cuckoo:) swallowed that BS hook, line and sinker 'and' that says more about Tech :)confused:) than anybody here . . .

    GL,

    Terral
     
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